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You don’t understand. 99% of vacuum related incidents that occurred also suck up a dudes balls as well. That’s not a simple turn it off and it let’s go kind of thing
Ah yes. Quite different. From what I've heard, Dyson shouldn't go down there just anywhere for a guy. That's probably covered where the instructions say, "Not for use on the body."
 
Ah yes. Quite different. From what I've heard, Dyson shouldn't go down there just anywhere for a guy. That's probably covered where the instructions say, "Not for use on the body."

Check "Black & Decker" or other more Ahem Industrial tools.
(Snicker)
 
Check "Black & Decker" or other more Ahem Industrial tools.
(Snicker)
What is that thing that goes in and out, in and out? A saws-something? At an experimental time in my sex life, a dear lady managed to attach a large dildo to one and used it on me. What a wild ride...
 
I’m thinking about how weird it is that humans claim to love animals and want to protect them yet still eat them and use them as objects and then deny them sexual pleasure and call it a good thing.
 
Apparently I'm an intimidating figure coming out of the snowhere and walking in a direct line towards the only car sitting in a parking lot, Because that dude took the fuck off.

Did he not realize I was just walking to my truck?
 
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