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What animal do you prefer and why?

Dogs for sure if it wasn’t obvious from my profile. It’s very vanilla I know but I’m just boring like that.

They’re the most enthusiastic participants in anything sex related, and their noses seem to be tuned to the human crotch. They give love orally and I love receiving it
 
Dog: because it is the closest animal to humans and the oldest domesticated. Not by chance. It is the most compatible animal with humans. The most intelligent, an apex predator. And the most beautiful too.
And because I'm attracted to them.

Female dog: because I'm straight.

Exclusive: because I'm not attracted to people and it also saves my life from a lot of problems by not having a partner. And I'm also a misanthrope, introvert, asocial dick.
Fuck off.
 
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