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Weird Fantasies (General)

A weird fantasy of mine is being used to breed expensive, rare dogs. Being paid by whoever wants to breed the dogs, then being inseminated with the fertilized embryos, and then carrying them to term. I can just see myself growing a huge, pregnant belly full of puppies...and then running a few weeks past-due before finally going into labor and pushing out the little doggies!
 
One of my biggest fantasies (that im slowly writing a short story about) is getting to go on a solo diving trip in the ocean, and finding my self a 5 foot long Yellowfin tuna. A giant by today's standards, yet small enough to, even with all the diving gear, to get intimate with my fishy mate.
Ill make sure we're alone, not even another ship on the horizon, and spend hours stroking and playing with her, until we're bonded enough for her to let me hang on her, belly to belly, and, well, get busy. Mostly kissing if i can stand to have my regulator out for that long.
Her firm, slippery and wonderfully muscular body would be hard to keep hold of, requiring a full hug. Her body heat, raised from our play, would feel like pure bliss compared to the cold of the northern ocean water, and id hope my own body heat would do the same for her.

As the sun goes down, we'd reluctantly part, and, i'd dream of coming back soon.

I have to take some creative liberties here, sure, but its all possible enough for me to dream of.
 
I want to ride a mare in the nude, taking her off to a secluded field to make love to her, lol. A very dreamy fantasy of mine.

And I too, would enjoy the company of stray dogs, were it not for the potential diseases and bacteria I could attract.
 
chloedaze said:
last night i watched a guy fuck a dog and came so much.

it sparked a new want, either a guy fucking a dog and me begging for his cock and touching myself, or two guys fucking me and a dog side by side

i would love to be raped by a dog or horse too
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I agree with 'guy fucking me and dog at the same time next to each other'

that's a SUPER hot fantasy and I'm absolutely into it.

I'm also into SOME forms of raceplay but mostly with asian males, I'm white; i find the disconnect fun, and they're attractive to me. I like being the 'subservient' in that circumstance, or the 'lesser' race.
 
Ive had a fantasy thats been stuck in my head but it comes in 2 parts. PART 1) I meet a girl and she takes me home where i meet her 3 dogs. We go to bedroom but before we get down to it her dogs get possesive and try and chase me off. I fight them off and estabmish myself as the new alpha in the house. PART 2) Life is good for a while she brings me beer and takes turns with the dogs licking my cock and balls when im not at work. One day she invites friends over, a man and woman couple with a bitch. Its civil for a while until it comes out that they are swingers that are into beastiality too. The husband and i fight to see who will be the alpha for the night. We are similar in height and build so after 10 minutes of punching and wresling, i come out the victor. I take all the feamles as my prize and he is gangbanged by my pack of dogs and watches as i cream pie his wife. Time goes on as he and the dogs join in on a the orgy. In the end we all remain friends and look forward to the next time they can visit.

Not really that weird but it my fantasy and has been stuck in my head for a while.
 
One I forgot to mention. As a geek I'm also a gaming geek. And there is creature in The Legend of Zelda called a lynel. It wasn't until the most recent game (Breath of the Wild) that I paid more attention to this iteration. Very much like a centaur but a beastly upper half with horns, fangs, mane, etc.
I want him to absolutely destroy me. Or a pack of lynels. I don't know if there are female lynels, but I'd like to mount one too. Heck. I'd mate with the male for that matter... they are just that sexy.
 
1) Have a threesome with twin brothers 2) Get tag teamed by a father and son 3) roughly fucked and knotted by a werewolf 4) be groped and digitally penetrated on a crowded train/subway 5) take on a dog (or two) and his owner 6) Have festive sex with Santa. In my fantasy, he has a nice stocky build underneath that red suit and sports a nice thick candy cane for me to lick.?
 
lovelystickyhoney said:
What are some of you guys’ most weirdest fantasies? I have a slew of things I fantasize about that turn me on in the craziest ways. I’ll go first. Here’s a few of my fantasies:

1.) Mate with a buck
2.) Self-pleasure with rats
3.) Mating with a couple of stray dogs
4.) (This one’s completely random) Gangbang with homeless men on an empty train car

Again, may or may not be weird, but they all turn me on. ???
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Number 4 is also one of mine, or satisfying a homeless man
 
lovelystickyhoney said:
What are some of you guys’ most weirdest fantasies? I have a slew of things I fantasize about that turn me on in the craziest ways. I’ll go first. Here’s a few of my fantasies:

1.) Mate with a buck
2.) Self-pleasure with rats
3.) Mating with a couple of stray dogs
4.) (This one’s completely random) Gangbang with homeless men on an empty train car

Again, may or may not be weird, but they all turn me on. ???
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Shapeshifters are a huge fantasy of mine, the idea of being able to fuck someone who can be anyone or anything just sounds like so much fun.

I also fantasize about mind control and possession a lot. Obviously being able to puppet people around is a total power trip fantasy but also the idea of being a prisoner in my own body and "watching" from the inside as my body is turned into a fuck toy is pretty wild
 
EboniMinx said:
1) Have a threesome with twin brothers 2) Get tag teamed by a father and son 3) roughly fucked and knotted by a werewolf 4) be groped and digitally penetrated on a crowded train/subway 5) take on a dog (or two) and his owner 6) Have festive sex with Santa. In my fantasy, he has a nice stocky build underneath that red suit and sports a nice thick candy cane for me to lick.?
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that had a thing for twins!
 
Mine is pretty tame. I enjoy voice chatting with females on sexual topics and fetishes and exchanging stories. To be honest I enjoy this more then sex sometimes.
 
I'd like to work in a seal exhibition at an aquarium. I could see me spending the rest of my life making low income on tourist dollars while Im drinking seal cum every night.
 
Got a few.

1. I want a male and female fox to take turns switching between sitting on my face while the other humps or licks me.
2. A male pig and a vixen mate while I lay under them, then the vixen lets me clean her out by sitting on my face.
3. Playing with a female elephant in heat.
4. Swimming with a whale or other large friendly marine creature that would let me explore their genital slit. Male or female, I'm not picky with gender for this one.
 
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