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I want to jerk off an elephant just because
I could probably make a sloth nut before he could stop me
I could probably make a sloth nut before he could stop me
LlamaWhats the weirdest/most interesting animal you would like to try having sex with?
I am gonna start with my personal pick, a giraffe.
Reasoning:
My wife would enjoy that, she LOVES being groped publiclyLike canines and equines primarily, but you know... if a female gorilla, orangutan or bonobo winked at me encouragingly and curled a finger for me to come closer, I wouldn't pass that up. Especially, I think, bonobo. My wife would be interested, too, I'm sure, but male apes really don't offer much. The exploration part, the curiosity, would be fun... her being explored by one. Among other things, you know we're swingers, right? So... just kind of natural to want to hang out with other "swingers," too.
And even rarer -- other homo species in the various Hominidae array (extinct, they say, or "absorbed"). Pure fantasy, of course, but... Neanderthal's a given. And that little Lucy? She's always kinda turned me on. She was probably a looker in her day.
One step farther from reality? A Sasquatch or a Yeti.
Oh yes would love too unfortunately in most cases it'd turn from some good zoo too goreLions!!
Ive actually masturbated one before, many years ago. He was the friendliest, and funniest llama Ive known.Llama
I got picked up by a cougar one night in a bar in central Florida... 8=}I've always found female cougars to be extremely attractive so probably those (not the human kind haha)
From what I understand, the trick is getting him started inside before that orchid cock head flares open. After that, he pretty much owns whatever he's gotten into...They say turtles ? have one of the biggest cocks and cum out there, curious ? how it would be latching unto a woman.
Large birds, camelids, and (maybe) okapis are up there in my weird animal list as well.It's not necessarily weird as in a niche animal type, but I would want to go for a zebra. A shame they're so exceptionally flighty.
Under the assumption that they would be all for it and wouldn't just eat me I'd love to be fucked by a big cat, snow leopard specifically. I love the idea of that barbed cock being forced in me, and that nice fluffy fur rubbing on my back. I'd also love to be manhandled and fucked by a silverback, he could use me any time he wants.Whats the weirdest/most interesting animal you would like to try having sex with?
I am gonna start with my personal pick, a giraffe.
Reasoning:
seriously? You are far, FAR braver than I could ever be. BUT... is a pretty cool fantasy tbhOof id love to take a male tapiers cock ?