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Uncommon animal attractions

I was going to say dolphins, but I guess that answer isn't nearly as weird as I thought given how many people are also saying dolphins!
 
There is a guy on the dark web that offers sex with dolphins. It's somehow associated with a swim with dolphins business in Mexico but I'm not sure which one. Apparently for $3000 in crypto, he can get you in during off hours and make your fantasy a reality. He's been advertising it for a couple of years. Not sure if it's against the rules but you can find it pretty easily using Tor, a VPN and a dark web browser like Torch.
 
If I had to choose, I'd say I'd like to top a Male lion. I know that's absolutely impossible! Which is why I say it's weird. But the idea of anally penetrating the most feared predator in the animal kingdom sounds like a true power move.
 
Zeekwitt said:
If I had to choose, I'd say I'd like to top a Male lion. I know that's absolutely impossible! Which is why I say it's weird. But the idea of anally penetrating the most feared predator in the animal kingdom sounds like a true power move.
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IMO the best part about that isn't the power play (admittedly, that isn't my thing), but the fact that a lion's balls are so close to his anus, that i think slapping my balls against his would be impossible to avoid, and very, very hot...
 
Hum let me think anything that was friendly and willing. Anything is possible if you find the right situation. Get to your goal than work to become friends and let the critter make the first move. You would be surprised how intuitive many animals are especially once you make friends they tend to sense what you are up to and will warm up to the idea. I have met horses, dogs, cats, and cattle that are very friendly and more than willing to let you do anything you wish with them both male and female. Some even seem to understand that you are animal oriented. It si so cool when they fawn all over you and are extremely overt sometimes. Case in point there were two fillies I knew years ago one was curious and friendly, the other was a complete whore and would let me do as I pleased. It would stand to reason there will be those exotic animals that will be the same way. You just have to take the time to get to know them well if you are given the chance and opportunity to do so.

Life is short use some of it to make your dreams and fantasies come true. Don't be like me and simeply let life drift through your finger like a billion grains of sand and be all frustrated because you never did those things that would have made you happy and content. 50years young and still never have had a companion of my own.
 
valleyyote said:
Hum let me think anything that was friendly and willing. Anything is possible if you find the right situation. Get to your goal than work to become friends and let the critter make the first move. You would be surprised how intuitive many animals are especially once you make friends they tend to sense what you are up to and will warm up to the idea. I have met horses, dogs, cats, and cattle that are very friendly and more than willing to let you do anything you wish with them both male and female. Some even seem to understand that you are animal oriented. It si so cool when they fawn all over you and are extremely overt sometimes. Case in point there were two fillies I knew years ago one was curious and friendly, the other was a complete whore and would let me do as I pleased. It would stand to reason there will be those exotic animals that will be the same way. You just have to take the time to get to know them well if you are given the chance and opportunity to do so.

Life is short use some of it to make your dreams and fantasies come true. Don't be like me and simeply let life drift through your finger like a billion grains of sand and be all frustrated because you never did those things that would have made you happy and content. 50years young and still never have had a companion of my own.
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just want to clarify that it's the first paragraph that i'm "loving". the second paragraph sounds familiar... hell, i never even had penetrative sex with an animal until i was almost 40 years old because i was too afraid to get a dog of my own and have to deal with the responsibilities.
 
juan_doe_drei said:
just want to clarify that it's the first paragraph that i'm "loving". the second paragraph sounds familiar... hell, i never even had penetrative sex with an animal until i was almost 40 years old because i was too afraid to get a dog of my own and have to deal with the responsibilities.
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Cool. Yeah my main issue is I have set to be in a situation where I can one afford to own a companion and two be in private. Life has sought to undermine any chance for me to be happy in this regard. Oh sure it taunts and teases me all the time with strays that come around at all the wrong times and with many of my neighbors and their family members having dogs. Many of which are shameless flaunts and flirts. Nothing worse than a pup that knows the inner you and plays on it. The worst are the ones that will rub allover you, display, bump you with their heads, poke you in the crotch with their wet noses, back up to you when you sit down, or sit with their junk hanging out. Even had my neighbors daughters black lab come out of his shop, piss right in front of me, proceeded to piddle his way up to me then dance around me with penis partially exposed, flapping around lewdly just inches from me as he pranced about. Some pups are just naughty.
 
Pishthefish2 said:
To go beyond the dolphin thing (even thought I would want to try one as well). Maybe a Kangaroo or something would be interesting. Being from the states, I don't think I can find one around here lol.
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To be honest, even as a rural aussie, that wouldn't be too easy to do. Most kangaroos will run when a person or their car gets within sight of them, and it would be difficult to find tamer roos without permission from their owners
 
I live in the PNW so I've always fantasized about deer, elk, or moose!! Thought about it with deer but they are just a very skittish animal!! Ive always fantasized about dolphins! Seen a few great videos in my life of them! Monkeys have always been at the back of my mind!
 
Jase said:
I live in the PNW so I've always fantasized about deer, elk, or moose!! Thought about it with deer but they are just a very skittish animal!! Ive always fantasized about dolphins! Seen a few great videos in my life of them! Monkeys have always been at the back of my mind!
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my god, elk..... they've got that "nature's highlighter" going on with their butts being a different (lighter) color than the rest of their fur... like a big sign that says "mount this end"
 
juan_doe_drei said:
my god, elk..... they've got that "nature's highlighter" going on with their butts being a different (lighter) color than the rest of their fur... like a big sign that says "mount this end"
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So true man!! I love going down to the coos bay area and watching the herd there!! And ya that tan stripped ass is just calling to me!! It would be so amazing to get with one then get there antlers when they fall off! "Where did you get those antlers on your walk man?" I got them from my elk lover!!!
 
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