Daedalus
Zooville Settler
@Sumpup , if anyone ever asked, you can defend yourself by saying that your dog has a chronic condition and you need to collect samples periodically for, say, litmus strips or home test kits, vet appointments etc. Just give them a mild, innocuous deflection behind a medical reason for which you need to stay on top of testing & monitoring a health concern.
For all else canine watersports, we actually borrow inspiration in a prop from the feline world: a scratching post! Yes sir, these make the best sex toy ever improvised for those of us who relish being marked
The trick with W/S play in dogs is to train for it, similar to how you would any other housetraining efforts: reward him when he urinates where you want him to, ie. on the post. This then becomes part of your routine, something he can mark daily even when you're not indulging in being wetted yourself. The carpeted variety of scratching post is the ideal tool for this job, for a few reasons. 1) It serves as a reusable target setup outside in your (fenced) yard, a shed, a garage, etc. 2) The carpet acts as something absorbent to trap his scent and encourage him to overmark it each time he revisits it. Ditto if you have a pack, they'll all want to mark it after the first dog does. 3) It also happens to be the perfect 'hydrant' height to be an attractive marking target.
Getting started: You leash him up and bring him to the post, then treat him with clicker or food rewards for lifting a leg on it. Stay standing up in the beginning, so as not to confuse, distract or startle him. If you jump the gun and go into a crouch during training, you'll probably only interrupt and distract him, causing him to stop and circle around to see what you're up to. Patience playing the long game is key. Just be there for it in the beginning, and reward each time he marks it. Ditto during the early training phase, recommend you visit the post first thing each morning -- the relief of a morning piss is a reward in itself, then coupled with a food or clicker reward will further reinforce that pissing on this post is a good thing. To start things off, you may need to either have some of his collected piss on-hand from a prior walk that you can pour onto the scratching post to 'seed' it, or you can simply unzip and let fly on it yourself, leading by example. When he sees and sniffs you pissing on it, this should encourage him to do likewise and overmark your stream. Be ready with a treat in the other hand to reward him quickly as soon as he finishes (I like sliced hotdogs in a ziplock). Repeat this daily, get you two on a consistent routine. Finally, when he's letting go on this thing reliably with only verbal praise, you can drop down there and start catching his streams yourself, using your body, mouth, or a bowl to collect him.
Pro tip: for the truly debauched, you can strip everything except your underwear, letting it run down to that, effectively having him 'wetting' you at the same time. Now you can take a part of this wonderful experience with you. Lol just don't take it to work or the grocery store, or anywhere you'll be in close quarters of human noses. This is more more a lazy Saturday thing.
Fair warning: unless you're a seasoned connoisseur of piss, don't try to take the brunt of a dark morning brew. The AM relief is a good strategy for training in the beginning because it feels best and doubles the reward for him, but you may not want to play when he's this potent. Since repetition is key to success anyway, revisit the post and get into it with him at the end of the day instead, or whenever his urine is clearest, when they've had plenty of hydration throughout the day. Then its just like drinking warm water. Much more mild and pleasant, easier on the senses. If however you find you just can't stomach the flavor no matter what you do, then you instead simply enjoy the act of being pissed on. The warmth, the scent, the wetness, the utter subordination of it all. Don't bother trying to gulp it and instead just let it flow into (and freely back out of) your mouth, let it run out down your chin. For many people, trying to gulp it crosses over a line, goes a step too far and provokes a gag, diminishing the other simple pleasures of the act unless you're already very experienced with piss play.
Some of you are correct in hypothesizing that horses, cattle and other herbivores taste better. They do -- very much so. In fact, cow piss is actually sweet, but only in the aftertaste. Up front she's bitter/acrid/salty like the rest, and while I'm no vet nor scientist, I theorize that the sugars/starches of all that grass/hay/grain break down in the urine because you actually get a sugary-sweet aftertaste in your mouth after its had a minute or so to oxidize.
I dunno about stallions but I can tell you firsthand that jack donkeys have a LOT of fun with this, because it makes them absolutely overzealous with lust. Soon as they smell their own piss on you, they go fucking apeshit. Jacks are already known for being horny, and the response to them pissing and then sniffing you, freshly pissed, turns them wild. They will be very aggressively horny in short order, chasing and climbing and jumping your bones. They will not let up once you've been marked by them. This is actually kinda dangerous, playing with fire, so experiment at your own risk here -- you'd better have a solid understanding of working around equines for this. Also, success is a little harder getting them there, as they are often pee-shy and won't want to drop & piss if a human is watching. But you do have one advantage in your corner: jacks, like boars, will only revisit and release in their chosen designated (marked, already used) places. Donks are not random pissers like dogs; they don't spread it around. They will revisit and only urinate in the same spots, reused. So you can follow a jack to one of these spots and wait for the tell-tale posture... and then its on!
Boars and bulls are great for this too, and have another unique advantage: slow streams, long duration. These big guys tend to trickle out slow & steady instead of letting it all go in a heated rush like donks. Also unlike dogs, they don't spread it around in short bursts to several different spots either. Boars, bulls and jack donks all release their entire bladder payload in one go, and in particular boars and bulls let go with that aforementioned slow, meandering stream which goes on and on, seemingly forever, which gives you plenty of time to take your time and indulge it, savoring it.
There. Now I hope this helps some of my fellow filthy heathens revel more in our wonderful shared degeneracy
For all else canine watersports, we actually borrow inspiration in a prop from the feline world: a scratching post! Yes sir, these make the best sex toy ever improvised for those of us who relish being marked
The trick with W/S play in dogs is to train for it, similar to how you would any other housetraining efforts: reward him when he urinates where you want him to, ie. on the post. This then becomes part of your routine, something he can mark daily even when you're not indulging in being wetted yourself. The carpeted variety of scratching post is the ideal tool for this job, for a few reasons. 1) It serves as a reusable target setup outside in your (fenced) yard, a shed, a garage, etc. 2) The carpet acts as something absorbent to trap his scent and encourage him to overmark it each time he revisits it. Ditto if you have a pack, they'll all want to mark it after the first dog does. 3) It also happens to be the perfect 'hydrant' height to be an attractive marking target.
Getting started: You leash him up and bring him to the post, then treat him with clicker or food rewards for lifting a leg on it. Stay standing up in the beginning, so as not to confuse, distract or startle him. If you jump the gun and go into a crouch during training, you'll probably only interrupt and distract him, causing him to stop and circle around to see what you're up to. Patience playing the long game is key. Just be there for it in the beginning, and reward each time he marks it. Ditto during the early training phase, recommend you visit the post first thing each morning -- the relief of a morning piss is a reward in itself, then coupled with a food or clicker reward will further reinforce that pissing on this post is a good thing. To start things off, you may need to either have some of his collected piss on-hand from a prior walk that you can pour onto the scratching post to 'seed' it, or you can simply unzip and let fly on it yourself, leading by example. When he sees and sniffs you pissing on it, this should encourage him to do likewise and overmark your stream. Be ready with a treat in the other hand to reward him quickly as soon as he finishes (I like sliced hotdogs in a ziplock). Repeat this daily, get you two on a consistent routine. Finally, when he's letting go on this thing reliably with only verbal praise, you can drop down there and start catching his streams yourself, using your body, mouth, or a bowl to collect him.
Pro tip: for the truly debauched, you can strip everything except your underwear, letting it run down to that, effectively having him 'wetting' you at the same time. Now you can take a part of this wonderful experience with you. Lol just don't take it to work or the grocery store, or anywhere you'll be in close quarters of human noses. This is more more a lazy Saturday thing.
Fair warning: unless you're a seasoned connoisseur of piss, don't try to take the brunt of a dark morning brew. The AM relief is a good strategy for training in the beginning because it feels best and doubles the reward for him, but you may not want to play when he's this potent. Since repetition is key to success anyway, revisit the post and get into it with him at the end of the day instead, or whenever his urine is clearest, when they've had plenty of hydration throughout the day. Then its just like drinking warm water. Much more mild and pleasant, easier on the senses. If however you find you just can't stomach the flavor no matter what you do, then you instead simply enjoy the act of being pissed on. The warmth, the scent, the wetness, the utter subordination of it all. Don't bother trying to gulp it and instead just let it flow into (and freely back out of) your mouth, let it run out down your chin. For many people, trying to gulp it crosses over a line, goes a step too far and provokes a gag, diminishing the other simple pleasures of the act unless you're already very experienced with piss play.
Some of you are correct in hypothesizing that horses, cattle and other herbivores taste better. They do -- very much so. In fact, cow piss is actually sweet, but only in the aftertaste. Up front she's bitter/acrid/salty like the rest, and while I'm no vet nor scientist, I theorize that the sugars/starches of all that grass/hay/grain break down in the urine because you actually get a sugary-sweet aftertaste in your mouth after its had a minute or so to oxidize.
I dunno about stallions but I can tell you firsthand that jack donkeys have a LOT of fun with this, because it makes them absolutely overzealous with lust. Soon as they smell their own piss on you, they go fucking apeshit. Jacks are already known for being horny, and the response to them pissing and then sniffing you, freshly pissed, turns them wild. They will be very aggressively horny in short order, chasing and climbing and jumping your bones. They will not let up once you've been marked by them. This is actually kinda dangerous, playing with fire, so experiment at your own risk here -- you'd better have a solid understanding of working around equines for this. Also, success is a little harder getting them there, as they are often pee-shy and won't want to drop & piss if a human is watching. But you do have one advantage in your corner: jacks, like boars, will only revisit and release in their chosen designated (marked, already used) places. Donks are not random pissers like dogs; they don't spread it around. They will revisit and only urinate in the same spots, reused. So you can follow a jack to one of these spots and wait for the tell-tale posture... and then its on!
Boars and bulls are great for this too, and have another unique advantage: slow streams, long duration. These big guys tend to trickle out slow & steady instead of letting it all go in a heated rush like donks. Also unlike dogs, they don't spread it around in short bursts to several different spots either. Boars, bulls and jack donks all release their entire bladder payload in one go, and in particular boars and bulls let go with that aforementioned slow, meandering stream which goes on and on, seemingly forever, which gives you plenty of time to take your time and indulge it, savoring it.
There. Now I hope this helps some of my fellow filthy heathens revel more in our wonderful shared degeneracy
