Top things not to say during sex

[Steven Raccoon]

Can you keep the bloody tampon inside?

 

[oldgoat75]

Bite the pillow to keep the noise down but pass the remote.

 

[slvcassm1990]

Are you in yet?

 

[oldgoat75]

my friends will be joining us shortly

 

[K9sully]

Guy: Damn, your pussy is really dry, and you’ve got no tits!
Girl: Oh, why don’t you get off my back!!
?

 

[oldgoat75]

are you alive,answer me,,prod,,,prod,,,hello 911 i have a problem

 

[Rick]

can you taste your sister on my cock

 

[slvcassm1990]

Just not cool

 

[Farmhand640]

Boner Killer

 

[Lauren]

Is that you or the dog I feel?

 

[hbk0190]

You are tighter than your sister

 

[MrCLASSnKINK]

Your Mom is more fun!!

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

your brother And you dad, are better at oral.

 

[oldgoat75]

i don't know why i bother,,it's like rattling around in an empty barn

 

[Riotinthesheets2]

oops

 

[Thedogfather]

What's the worst possible things you could say in bed?

I´ll start....

Don’t ruin my makeup...

I gotta poo

 

[Dandypandy]

Ignore that wet patch! ??

 

[RebeccaAlx]

Say something

 

[DeoArchaea1080]

"You have a thing for horses?"

 

[saddlebum66]

I think that quiver might need a bigger Arrow, dear...maybe the one on that street sign outside?

 

[littlepup]

I think a very flat, 'Oh, no..' would be awful.

There is an infinite amount of things you could say otherwise that would be incredibly awkward.

 

[saddlebum66]

I think a very flat, 'Oh, no..' would be awful.

There is an infinite amount of things you could say otherwise that would be incredibly awkward.

That would be the point of the thread, dude. Or dudette.

 

[humananimal]

I hope you are just as horny as the cow which I just come from.

 

[Ryuku]

You and your mother feel the same

 

[Doglover4055]

Wake me when you're done.

 

[Doglover4055]

Is it in yet? Lol.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

What's that funky smell?

 

[tamlilcat]

Is that it??

 

[Steven Raccoon]

You're really bad at sex.

 

[Klondike bar]

Are we done yet?... I'm bored