saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
I know you said we'd play "Grab Ass"....I just wonder how you got that Donkey up three Flights of Stairs?
Top things not to say during sex
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Michioliphant
BANNED
He: Ok, so what are all these leathers straps and buckles you have me tied with for?
She: Vengeance
She: Vengeance
Cheekymonkey2021
Tourist
This reminds me...this one time...at band camp...???
BeastLover
Tourist
Jesus, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
LordBeastly
Tourist
It burns when I cum.
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Urrrrrp....damn....was that the Fava Beans, or the....
Michioliphant
BANNED
Wow! I’ve never imagined so many pimples!
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bee18
Guest
Is it in?
Oh yeah, he's in... Can you feel me?
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bee18
Guest
When comes the good feeling?
Michioliphant
BANNED
Was that your priest who just walked in? Wait, let me get the gags off, you can’t speak that way.
I knew he was in on it! ?
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Martha, you left the toilet running again....go jiggle the handle
Steven Raccoon
Citizen of Zooville
Telling your gf or wife that you're fucking at the moment that 'Damn! Your pussy is very loose, leathered and really arid just exactly as I remember how my dear great granny's cunt used to feel like. God bless her soul.'
Kuvaszfucker111
Zooville Settler
Ha Ha, even funnier considering when you have a bitch with megacolon, that is just a part of life
Steven Raccoon
Citizen of Zooville
Smell my smegma.
Kuvaszfucker111
Zooville Settler
(warning possibly offensive, but intended purely in jest.)
Sorry, I'm a zoophile, but I'm not into whales.
Sorry, I'm a zoophile, but I'm not into whales.
Michioliphant
BANNED
Hmm taste good. By the way? See an oncologist.
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RGT
Guest
Excuse me for a moment, I don't think that was a fart.
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RGT
Guest
Are you always this dry or am I just not doing it for you?
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Somebody! Anybody! Toss me a line.....HELLLLLLLP!
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bee18
Guest
Remind me afterwards to say how nice it was
gaydog1501
Tourist
My dog is bigger