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Strangest Places to find someone who is Zoo

Not shockingly reddit. Seems like I just end up chatting about it with women on there frequently. In IRL I mostly run into suspicious furries.
 
Another strange thing. After someone died, his mother got his computer shipped to her and she asked me to fix it up so she can use it. I found the porn stash and deleted it. From the titles, obviously some of it was him and his girlfriend making hot monkey love. Then there were some other titles that (ahem) I recognized, having downloaded the same things from Kazaa during some of my lonelier moments. There was a little bit of some other subject, the one that causes mutant babies. All this was a bit of a surprise.

After that, while I continued to fix it up, she mentioned that his girlfriend said there could be some porn on it. I just replied "What porn?" She can read my mind, and knew that I'd fixed the problem. Anyway, he and I had some differences before all that, but the dude owes me one posthumously :)
 
Hm..... This might not be the right answer. But....

Space?
On an other planet?

I mean.... That is a strange place to find someone that is a zoo if you will ask me XD
 
BreathingThruGritTeeth said:
I've had a few Zoo expiriences outside of this site, and I realized I've bumped into those kinda people in different places than I might expect. First example being learning about it from a friend of a friend at a baby shower about a buddy of ours. Where is the most odd place you've found a fellow Zoo practitioner at?
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I seriously wish I could meet more people into this!!
 
I used to host bb chem groups at mine and I was surprised at what porn some of the guys wanted to put on, I didn't say anything but I kept inviting those guys round to get high, watch doggy porn an fuck n load each other, was fantastic
 
I’ve told a beastiality dirty joke, it’s not offensive at all and just waited for the response, you would be surprised what I’ve discovered
 
sh2564 said:
Well, what’s the joke? Maybe we can all try it too ?
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Three women are at the vets office and they’re talking. The first woman says, my dog is always humping everything in sight so I’m getting him neutered. The second woman says, my dog keeps getting the neighbors dog pregnant so I’m getting him neutered. The third woman says, well I was cleaning the bathtub after my bath, so I was nude. My dog just jumped up and started fucking me like crazy. One of the other women said, so you’re getting him neutered? She said hell no, I’m getting his nails trimmed
 
kyle_62 said:
Three women are at the vets office and they’re talking. The first woman says, my dog is always humping everything in sight so I’m getting him neutered. The second woman says, my dog keeps getting the neighbors dog pregnant so I’m getting him neutered. The third woman says, well I was cleaning the bathtub after my bath, so I was nude. My dog just jumped up and started fucking me like crazy. One of the other women said, so you’re getting him neutered? She said hell no, I’m getting his nails trimmed
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Prime
 
kyle_62 said:
Three women are at the vets office and they’re talking. The first woman says, my dog is always humping everything in sight so I’m getting him neutered. The second woman says, my dog keeps getting the neighbors dog pregnant so I’m getting him neutered. The third woman says, well I was cleaning the bathtub after my bath, so I was nude. My dog just jumped up and started fucking me like crazy. One of the other women said, so you’re getting him neutered? She said hell no, I’m getting his nails trimmed
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Hahaha. Love it!
 
kyle_62 said:
Three women are at the vets office and they’re talking. The first woman says, my dog is always humping everything in sight so I’m getting him neutered. The second woman says, my dog keeps getting the neighbors dog pregnant so I’m getting him neutered. The third woman says, well I was cleaning the bathtub after my bath, so I was nude. My dog just jumped up and started fucking me like crazy. One of the other women said, so you’re getting him neutered? She said hell no, I’m getting his nails trimmed
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lol should try this at the vet
 
kinky-n-geeky said:
lol should try this at the vet
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I almost did.

Bringing the dog in for an small surgical procedure, I reminded her "need to bring him to get that cut off"
She answers... "Oh. so you decided to sterilizise him?"
Since this is a well known joke, my mind rushed to answer "no, he is fine, I just need those nails trimmed"
But I finally settled to "No, no... just to take that wart off"
 
Goattobeloved said:
I almost did.

Bringing the dog in for an small surgical procedure, I reminded her "need to bring him to get that cut off"
She answers... "Oh. so you decided to sterilizise him?"
Since this is a well known joke, my mind rushed to answer "no, he is fine, I just need those nails trimmed"
But I finally settled to "No, no... just to take that wart off"
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That'd amazing
 
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