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So...I got hammered and outed myself last night

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ItsAHardKnotLife

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I’ve never shared my secret EVER, but last night I got absolutely wasted and thought it would be a good idea to tell my best friend. He took it rather well. He was really curious about how it worked, so being the genius that I am when I’m drunk, I proceeded to let my GSD fuck me in front of him. He said that it kinda turned him on so I told him to sit down and not say a word. I pulled his pants down and sucked him off(he’s straight and we’ve never done anything like that before). All he said was wow. Idk if that was a good or bad wow. His dick didn’t seem to object. I then stumbled to bed and went to sleep next to my oblivious girlfriend. So after all that, which layer of hell am I going to? I’ve never pushed so many boundaries at once before and I’m kinda nervous about how this will affect our friendship. Fuck I feel so dumb.

Have you guys ever been that reckless while drunk?
 
Yeah, but not like that. Even when inebriated I knew not to out myself as a Zoo. As far as your friend is concerned, I don't think he is as straight as he thinks he is. Sounds to me that one of his switches was turned on by the experience. Personally, I would have told my girlfriend that I was a Zoo, first, but that is just me. You have already cracked the door open, so you might as well tell her and talk to him about it.
 
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saddlebum66 said:
If the subject hasnt been broached and comes up at all....DENY, DENY, DENY. GASLIGHT that guy into thinking it never happened. Unless he makes a favorable comment, and you want that....you have little to lose by lying, and nada to gain by 'fessing up.
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lmfao, a narcissist/sociopath casually promoting gaslighting, OP whatever you decide to do just don’t follow this guy’s advice
 
ItsAHardKnotLife said:
I’ve never shared my secret EVER, but last night I got absolutely wasted and thought it would be a good idea to tell my best friend. He took it rather well. He was really curious about how it worked, so being the genius that I am when I’m drunk, I proceeded to let my GSD fuck me in front of him. He said that it kinda turned him on so I told him to sit down and not say a word. I pulled his pants down and sucked him off(he’s straight and we’ve never done anything like that before). All he said was wow. Idk if that was a good or bad wow. His dick didn’t seem to object. I then stumbled to bed and went to sleep next to my oblivious girlfriend. So after all that, which layer of hell am I going to? I’ve never pushed so many boundaries at once before and I’m kinda nervous about how this will affect our friendship. Fuck I feel so dumb.

Have you guys ever been that reckless while drunk?
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I can't drink, so I don't. Ever. Never. OP's story is only one good reason not to.
I want to believe the story, but...
 
you obviously dont give a shit so why start acting like you do now posting on this forum. if youre going to make decisions like that you might as well just run it till the wheels fall off.

still your story is.. missing something.. i just cant put my finger on it... but..

oh yeah. next time..... crystal meth.

kick your self destructive game up, or gtfo. no one hear wants to read about this pussy shit!!!
 
With smarts like this please do not ever pick up a gun who knows what kind of insanely stupid things you might do to yourself or those around you with it. Good lord man are you one step from retarded? This is why we have been pushed int the dark corners as it were. People being stupid about it and others seeing the stupid behavior.

I never let my guard down about this ever. Plus I am smart enough to never engage in risky behavior that will override my common sense or logic. I have other reasons I can never drink too thank God. I have chronic depression and am part Native American. If I drink I can be become manic depressive or become and alcoholic like my grandmother was. Thus nope on the drink and nope on the shear stupidity you got up to. If you cannot handle your drinking in a responsible fashion and stay away from risky behavior than stop fucking drinking! You are damn lucky your friend was so calm and cool about it. You could have been sent to jail at the least or beat up and killed at the worst. Hell in some places you get placed on a registry and have your rights to own pets permanently taken away. I would have to say in your case though it might be a very good thing if this happened. We do not need folks giving valid reason to further demonize us and think poorly of us.

Dude you done screwed up bad! I would not blame your friend for just dumping you and walking away. He can not be very straight if he was willing to watch and let you blow him off. These are not the actions of any straight guy I know.Truly straight guys would be absolutely sickened by it and would kick your ass if you offered to give them a flute job. Most would also beat you senseless just for mentioning doing a dog.

Well there I went again. Excessive drinking and stupidty are two of my buttons. You push them you are going to get it. This kind of thing right here is why are world is falling apart.
 
Looh555 said:
lmfao, a narcissist/sociopath casually promoting gaslighting, OP whatever you decide to do just don’t follow this guy’s advice
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YOU got your psychology degree where? And laughing MY Ass off, bubba, since your only post is just to bust me and not to add anything constructive. So, vaporbrain....what would YOU suggest? Should be interesting from a lurker who cant be bothered opening his or her yap til now.
 
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Wasted......hmmm this could imply ANY number of things but me thinks it wasnt alcohol at work here....
I mean im an Aussie and WE can drink but ive never lost my logic or sense of self-preservation by drinking....

Reminds me of a song .....'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret - Queens of The Stone Age'
 
Collectioneer said:
Well, hopefully nothing bad come from this! Hope you are doing well.
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Yeah look I too hope youre doing ok through this process.....despite my dark humour its the way I deal with challenge...
I mean the ink is spilt - all u can do now is navigate through it but I do actually wish you success in this...

Its like a twisted XXX rated version of Seinfeld in some alternate universe
 
While I wish no harm and hope you’re ok, I honestly don’t believe a word of this.

lurker, no real activity, and now this? Maybe a lurker who now is posting for advice, this happens, but this story doesn’t seem right. you’re in a relationship, yet when drunk throw that out the window, tell a secret that can get you in deep trouble, demonstrate said secret for your “straight” friend, and proceed to blow him. 1+1 isn’t equaling 2 here. This seems like fantasy, at best.
 
Shroudedx said:
While I wish no harm and hope you’re ok, I honestly don’t believe a word of this.

lurker, no real activity, and now this? Maybe a lurker who now is posting for advice, this happens, but this story doesn’t seem right. you’re in a relationship, yet when drunk throw that out the window, tell a secret that can get you in deep trouble, demonstrate said secret for your “straight” friend, and proceed to blow him. 1+1 isn’t equaling 2 here. This seems like fantasy, at best.
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1 plus 1 is fish duh...
 
Good luck.

I’ve come close while drunk but never really ever outed myself ever like that.

Unless one or MY friends straight up sucks or bends over for their dog naked then it’s all “gross” to me to protect my true feelings.
 
saddlebum66 said:
YOU got your psychology degree where? And laughing MY Ass off, bubba, since your only post is just to bust me and not to add anything constructive. So, vaporbrain....what would YOU suggest? Should be interesting from a lurker who cant be bothered opening his or her yap til now.
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yeah bud, I didn’t feel the need to add anything because I recognised that everyone who posted above me pretty much said it all and no one else can help this situation than the OP himself as only he knows himself and his life, I can tell that I hit the nail on the head because of how you’re reacting baby, all I know is that you and your kind are the biggest trash on this planet, no person in their right mind who isn’t at least on the cluster-b spectrum would suggest gaslighting, definitely not someone who has at least a drop of empathy, good luck to the OP and I don’t need to say anything else to you because you already hate yourself more than anyone could, hope you see the light one day hun xx
 
How I'm reacting? and whered you get that degree again, bubba? Under the mushrooms? Im pretty out in the open, bubba, as I have been for most of my adult life, not a two-post warrior. And Im still waiting for YOUR suggestion for this guy to minimize his problem.

Interestingly ALL THE REACTIONS i'm getting posted or otherwise are from one trick ponies.....are ALL of those you?
 
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Im going to have to go with @saddlebum66 on this one.

Lets embrace the 0.01% probability that not only is this post real, but new guy here made a few really bad mistakes. If that was somehow the case..

well , every now and then, a person can make some decision they didint even think about and wind up with a serious problem on their hands. Now if thats you, and you know you done fucked up.... just say you didnt do it. deny it to the max and take it all the way to your grave with you. you ever heard that song 'it wasnt me' by shaggy..?

the only time this strategy really works is when the effects of your brainless decision would effect others so badly thtat dealing with it would destroy your relationships with them.. even by the standard route of admission and apology.. At that point, your only hope is the other people involved realize you made a mistake, they wished it never happened and honestly dont want to address the subject or deal with it at all. for situations like that... 'it wasnt me' or 'it didn't happen' is the only chance youve got.

the other people involved may not be able to forgive you, but they sure as hell can try and forget about it while they pretend it never happened. its a courtesy 'gimme' for the truly retarded

that shit wont last forever.. but if youre lucky, it might work once. best to un-fuck yourself up in a quick hurry, meantime.
 
That's like not clearing a loaded weapon, putting it to your head and squeezing the trigger expecting nothing to happen.
 
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