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Share your dirty thoughts

Kristy said:
My dirty thoughts are many. I hope I don't offend anyone, here. I always have them when I first wake up, and when I'm lying in the sun, which I've been doing without my clothes on nearly every day for the last seven years.

My most recent dirty thought was while I was lying on my tummy in the sun, naked and drenched with sweat and oil. An extremely hot woman comes up behind me wearing a strapon. I know she's there and what she wants, because I want it, too. I stay on my tummy, spread my legs wide and raise my ass for her...instead of being on her knees, she lies flat on top of me and slides the strapon toy inside my oily butthole with her open mouth on the back of my neck.

I squeal and raise my ass more for her, begging for more of the toy...she growls against the back of my neck and FUCKS the strapon deep inside my ass...at my urgings, she fucks my ass as deep and as hard as she can, her hips slapping against my ass, splattering my sweat and oil all over both of us...I scream out loud with my thundering orgasm from only getting my ass fucked so expertly by this amazing woman.

Thank-you for listening.
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extra points if she's wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and spurs, and the dildo is horse inspired ?
 
Hadock said:
extra points if she's wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and spurs, and the dildo is horse inspired ?
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She'd better hold on tight, or my orgasm will buck her right off me. The strapon will need a dildo inside it for her, so the harder she fucks me, the harder I can fuck back at her. I want her pulling my hair and yelling "yee hah!" at the top of her lungs every time she cums...
 
Kristy said:
My dirty thoughts are many. I hope I don't offend anyone, here. I always have them when I first wake up, and when I'm lying in the sun, which I've been doing without my clothes on nearly every day for the last seven years.

My most recent dirty thought was while I was lying on my tummy in the sun, naked and drenched with sweat and oil. An extremely hot woman comes up behind me wearing a strapon. I know she's there and what she wants, because I want it, too. I stay on my tummy, spread my legs wide and raise my ass for her...instead of being on her knees, she lies flat on top of me and slides the strapon toy inside my oily butthole with her open mouth on the back of my neck.

I squeal and raise my ass more for her, begging for more of the toy...she growls against the back of my neck and FUCKS the strapon deep inside my ass...at my urgings, she fucks my ass as deep and as hard as she can, her hips slapping against my ass, splattering my sweat and oil all over both of us...I scream out loud with my thundering orgasm from only getting my ass fucked so expertly by this amazing woman.

Thank-you for listening.
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OMG... WHAT A WOMAN YOU ARE! ????????
 
Kristy said:
She'd better hold on tight, or my orgasm will buck her right off me. The strapon will need a dildo inside it for her, so the harder she fucks me, the harder I can fuck back at her. I want her pulling my hair and yelling "yee hah!" at the top of her lungs every time she cums...
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MMMMM... ❤️?????????????????
 
My dirty fantasy starts with fucking my girlfriend or someone. Shes the kind of girl that lets the dog sleep in the bed with her, probably hasn't even entertained the thought of sexytime with the pup.
After a date, some wine or my favorite, whiskey, we get frisky.

We start to fuck, doing all the best hits. Missionary,cowgirl,reverse cowgirl,doggy (lol) ect. Thing is she doesnt kick the pup out of the room when we fuck. I can work around it, its fine with me.

Mid fuck the pup starts to lick our business. I don't care, if she says anything ill make the joke "they are just trying to help out" (secretly im a pervert, that'll be fun) but she doesnt do anything, she lets it happen. She even gets into it, sharing the responsibility with the pup during the whole scene. ??
 
I had a dream last night that I was mounting a big friendly lioness on her back in a circus wagon, getting hard and then pressing the head of my dick into her moist little pussy slit.
 
lion06 said:
I had a dream last night that I was mounting a big friendly lioness on her back in a circus wagon, getting hard and then pressing the head of my dick into her moist little pussy slit.
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Nice dream! I hope one day you will live this dream... and make a video about it :D
 
lion06 said:
I wish the Lord had provided us with a component video output socket on our heads so we can share nice dreams with others.
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Maybe one day that Neuralink stuff that Mr. Musk showed not long ago will be able to store dreams as well.
 
Thinking about gay stallions. What do think it feels like when one stallion mounts another and a massive pushes into the others asshole and fills it up? How do you think it feels when that dominate stallion pushes in and out of the stallion below him? And that stallion finally releases its load into the anus of the other?
 
Kynophile said:
If by dirty thoughts you mean fantasies that, if they were real, would be horrible overall, then here's one.

Imagine if a human (man, woman, other gender, whatever) and a dog became lovers, and then, suddenly, the dog considered itself in charge. He would aggressively tell the human when they had sex and how (several times a day, however he pleased), and through bites and scratches would condition the human to never resist.

Eventually, the human wouldn't bother wearing clothes and would shower only sparingly. The human would feed the dog whatever he liked, play however he wished, and lose contact with the outside world, depending on the dog for everything emotionally.

There is something arousing about the idea of truly being a bitch in every sense, but one would have to be psychologically broken to carry it to that extent in the long term, and the dog would ultimately show fearful aggression due to the isolation and uncertainty.
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Wow wow wow! Love this!
 
Dirty thoughts? Definitely thinking about the next time I will hold down a female partner (safeword in use) and use my mouth to make her cum just as many times as I want her to while she struggles, but oddly, with a firm grip on my hair. Immobilizing her and keeping her body rocking from one orgasm to the next until she screams the safeword...or passes out.
 
When I see a woman with larger-than-average mammaries, the first thing I think about is getting to suckle on them. Most of my fantasies involve a woman embracing me as she nurses me.
 
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