A few years ago I had the craziest night with a golden retriever. I was at a party at my buddies house and got a little messed up so I wound up crashing on his couch. I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom which required me to walk through the room the dog was sleeping in. As I was walking through, he perked up and was begging to some pets but I kinda just ignored him and went on with my business. As I was coming back though, semi still buzzed me decided to see what he'd do if pulled it out. Let me just say this was one of my greatest drunk decisions because that dog didn't lick, he sucked like a damn vacuum cleaner. I was standing there while this was all happening trying to not make a sound but I managed to keep everything I wanted to say in and had an absolutely knee shaking orgasm. I think I went and saw him 5 or 6 times that night, I to this day still cannot believe that this dog just did that out thin air. It was like he was a reincarnated porn star or something. I vividly remember one of those times he took my entire shaft and nearly both my balls in his mouth and was tonguing my taint. Unfortunately I haven't been lucky enough to have anymore alone time with that big guy since. Still see him sometimes and wish we could have another night like that one.