Say something without context.

[granley63]

Boys, get the fuck out of my ass!

 

[Taopony]

The company introduced a new slogan to its recruitment posters: "Not bad for a McJob".

 

[WarHorse]

"Nobody expects the spanish inquisition"
Well, nobody expected me to show up either.

You could show up at my place anytime.

(I'm going to get stung for that.)

(And I might like it.)

 

[Chiara2003]

It’s all swollen

 

[WarHorse]

I tend to swell up once in a while.

 

[Chiara2003]

Ohhh let me lick it.

 

[MrsShemon]

"Licking tiny tings is never the option"

 

[Chiara2003]

Maybe if u put ur finger in it.

 

[OiledGazelle]

If you have to force it, you are probably doing it wrong.

 

[Chiara2003]

Kept pushing an pulling but it didn’t work

 

[Chiara2003]

I hope it fits

 

[Cajlatsa]

Funny sex? Please explain?

 

[Danbeast]

She's just sitting there. Flowing like water yet completely still. Aaaand she just bit my cousin.

 

[MypupandI69]

And then it goes WEEEeeeee

 

[MrsShemon]

They never tell you about the itching, do they?

 

[granley63]

I swear this is true, I am talking to you from the bottom of my lawyer.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

See??? This is why we don't let grandma out of her cage at night!

 

[Taopony]

Let me just get the--*BONK*

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Hmm, nurse was I wearing my watch when we had the patient open?