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Riskiest beast encounter?

It is a really nice written story.
But in real life a young man and a young woman don’t have hot sex and then go to sleep in separate rooms. They will stay together and why shouldn’t they, her parents know they have sex.
It was what the parents wanted. They were pretty liberal, but think they could not come at us being in bed together in the morning. This was in the early 80s.
 
I have slipped of many times at parties here at our house to go have a little play time with one of my males. We live in the country so I have a couple out buildings and a barn/shop. Most of the time the wife and I have had some relationship with one or more of those that are attending. These type of events that's not going to happen you know its the posh type thing "No Fun". One of my sayings when asked what or where am I going is " I got to go see a man about a dog" a kind of a non of your business what I'm doing answer. When I come up missing someone will ask my wife where did your husband get off too. She will respond "I'm sure he had to go see a man about a dog" knowing full well I went to see the dog. All the wives want to hug and give little kisses as they leave. Nothing like planting one on a stuck up bitch with dog cum on your lips and breath. Christmas party mistletoe someone's wife the most stuck up in the house of the night "I promise will get a dog cum swap kiss from me" The look on their face is worth a million dollars. They know they got kissed by the "drunk host" under the mistletoe and now they have a funny taste of cum in their mouth. What are they going to say and to whom?
 
I have slipped of many times at parties here at our house to go have a little play time with one of my males. We live in the country so I have a couple out buildings and a barn/shop. Most of the time the wife and I have had some relationship with one or more of those that are attending. These type of events that's not going to happen you know its the posh type thing "No Fun". One of my sayings when asked what or where am I going is " I got to go see a man about a dog" a kind of a non of your business what I'm doing answer. When I come up missing someone will ask my wife where did your husband get off too. She will respond "I'm sure he had to go see a man about a dog" knowing full well I went to see the dog. All the wives want to hug and give little kisses as they leave. Nothing like planting one on a stuck up bitch with dog cum on your lips and breath. Christmas party mistletoe someone's wife the most stuck up in the house of the night "I promise will get a dog cum swap kiss from me" The look on their face is worth a million dollars. They know they got kissed by the "drunk host" under the mistletoe and now they have a funny taste of cum in their mouth. What are they going to say and to whom?
Has your wife ever planted a snowball/ cumkiss on a family friend? You both ever swap dog cum with each other?
 
The whole first arc of me growing into my zoophilia took place in the woods behind our house. Nobody ever went back there, and the undergrowth was pretty thick, but there was never anything stopping someone from finding us if they went looking. One time I was out there, me and the boy were in the mood, so I drop trou' and assume the position. We're goofing around wrasslin', I get mounted a few times- but right as it goes in, I hear someone on the back porch shouting my name. Man, when I tell you my heart sank, I mean it fell from my throat all the way down to the mezzanine in my gut. I scrambled to my feet, whipped my pants back up, I'm totally frantic. I fix my belt and my zipper. For a second, I consider not even answering the call. I'm freaked out thinking that somehow, someone was able to see me, even as far back as we were. I stumble out from back there, I'm walking on legs made out of Jello, and I call out, "Yeah?"
"Did you remember to take the cans out?"
"Yeah."
"Alright."

They go back inside. I assume I checked my glasses for eyeball prints, but then I went right back where I was. I think my boy appreciated how tight my ass was after that. ?

I don't think that was the riskiest, though. At one point I was ass-to-ass tied with a collie in the furnished loft at my great aunt's house while she was downstairs cooking. That wasn't my intention. The knot really snuck up on me that time. And then again in the tool shed in the garden at like, three in the morning. I took a lot of dumb risks, and I'm really lucky I never got caught.
 
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