Predict Something About the Next Poster

[Ted Danson Machine]

I met Linda Blair from the Exorcist movies

TNP can do a backflip

 

[Deleted member 76481]

I could. But just once since I would break my neck

TNP preffers to sleep on their side

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yes, but always wake up in the most awkward positions lol

TNP has vivid dreams almost nightly

 

[Bearstone30]

I wish I did. When I do dream they are very vivid but I hardly dream.

TNP has had a vivid dream of sailing

 

[Fine_VineXX]

None that I recall.

TNP has to repair something useful that got broken in their house, today.

 

[Bearstone30]

Had to fix my vacuum

TNP has eaten fast food today

 

[Fine_VineXX]

No, I ate what I found in the fridge.

TNP lives in the countryside.

 

[Zebby]

?

TNP owns a car.

 

[Bearstone30]

Yep

TNP Has had dirty thoughts about a mare at work

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

All day every day.

TNP wants something to snack on.

 

[Onata]

I could go for something, but not sure what.

TNP is gonna be a dude, with a horse Pfp

 

[pferdamare]

I could go for something, but not sure what.

TNP is gonna be a dude, with a horse Pfp

Okay. You got me.

TNP does not exist. Don't listen to whatever they say otherwise.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Exactly right.....I exist on the other side where bestiality is the norm and is enshrined in the Hades Constitution sub clause 99 along with a shit load of other Taboos - C'mon down

TNP believes in the here now Heaven?

 

[Labraguy5]

Depends if....heaven is a halfpipe

Next poster has dabbled with the Devil's lettuce...

 

[Cajlatsa]

Can't remember

The next poster is into Yoga?

 

[diazmurath]

sorta, but i call it more flexing and stretching out than yoga

tnp can rhyme on a whim

 

[Cajlatsa]

when three sheets to the wind!

thp is a cruiser?

 

[Labraguy5]

Like a curb crawler? Not for prostitutes...but maybe I slow down to check out sexy dogs

The next poster has walked into a lamp post....

 

[Melony]

Yes.

The next poster has gone poo poo in their pants.

 

[Taopony]

You can't prove anything

TNP has gotten a raise at work this year

 

[Melony]

Jokes on you, I don't have a job!

TNP loves to eat spoonfuls of mayonnaise while eavesdropping on his/her neighbor's plot to conquer Turkmenistan.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Sorry table spoons only!

TNP loves Turkish Delight?

 

[YIMBY]

The next poster thinks coconut is okay. Not good, not bad, just okay.

 

[MrsShemon]

Very accurate.

Next poster is uncertain that he/she have picked the right job, I have a strong feeling of displeasement in the job situation.

 

[Melony]

*When you’re on SSI* yes yes I am quite dissatisfied with my position as chief engineer at Google!

TNP secretly likes the smell of gasoline.

 

[Cajlatsa]

I do

TNP likes the smell of pussy?

 

[Labraguy5]

Canine yes, human no ?

TNP has never tried masturbating while upside down but will likely try in the near future...

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Ok Nostradamus, I might just NOT do it despite you...........nevermind, that could create a paradox...shit..lol

TNP has used a bidet

 

[Deleted member 76481]

No

TNP has a full fridge but still has nothing to eat

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Are you outside my house?? lol yeah

TNP can cook very well