He's not going to "Boar" you with romanticism, he's going to just "Bury His Bone." "Every Dog Has His Day," but on this day he really "Screwed The Pooch."
I deadass had to do a double take. That girl on the bottom eerily looks similar to a former coworker of mine.
i would love to fuck that pony on the couchCouch pony is best pony.
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Last gif i was sent haha
Doggy Karen: "I don't care that you're willing to replace my burger at no cost, I said no pickles and you gave me pickles. I wish to speak to your manager right now!"
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Joking aside, what a pretty looking dog, like for real!
*Woof* My wet fortune cookie can be found underneath my fat rolls. No, not that one... nor that one... that's the one!
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