Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Sing to the tune of whatever that song is, by whatever so-call "artist' it is:
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a slut...like...me.
Don't you wish her pussy was sweet...like...mine.
Don't you wish her ass was...really...this...fine.
Don't you wish she fucked you to the moon...like...I...can...don't you wish you had...just a little of my time...
There. I think I did enough damage to the song for one night!