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Pet porn peeves

My turn-offs are the tacky Brazillian Zoo Porn. Obviously models desparate for a dollar having sex with a sad looking dog. Of course the almost legendary amount of fake cum when sucking a horse cock, who do they think they are fooling.

Something we all hate is poor camera work and the dog tail that obscures the knot pull-out and gush of semen from her cunt...
 
been said time and time again in this thread but I totally agree with how fake 'pro' porn seems to be. All artificial, all of it from the lighting to the passion to the actor's bodies. You can tell these ladies aren't doing it for the joy of pet love, rather for an extra payday, and I'm sure some of it is forced on both of their parts :/

Hate seeing a woman 'dildogging' with her canine, it's so degrading to the animal and disgusting. I am ashamed to see it, and I also am shamed to see those awful fake cumshots from a horse who's not even half hard.

Give me an amateur with a true lust for their pet anyday. I'm in that boat myself. ;)
 
JasonP88 said:
Anyone have and pet peeves with zoo porn? I'm probably more into horse content than dog, but I rarely even bother watching the horse stuff since 90% of it is fake. The horse will be standing there, clearly annoyed with what's going on, while the chick struggles to keep him hard, awkwardly rubbing his half limp dick on her. Then to top it all off, they insult my intelligence with a badly faked cum.

For dogs, I see a lot of people just licking around on his junk for 10 minutes. Suck the damn thing already, lol! Not really a pet peeve, but they almost never pay the dog's balls any attention. I don't know if it's the same for dogs, but I LOVE getting my balls licked and sucked, and the few videos that incorporate that always get me going.
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Definitely what you mentioned about horse porn. But something I hate even more is when an animal is being tied to something or is being held and preventing possible escape if he/she so desired it. I saw one man having sex with a male Dalmatian and everything was going fine, but once the dog knotted, he tried to get him to keep going. Once the dog tried to dismount, the man grabbed his leg and tried to keep him in! I was so pissed off about that. The dog wants off! Don't force him to stay there for your own satisfaction!
 
Wrongkindoflove said:
Dildoging, forced, I've had to stop video where you can hear the bitch crying, and I also hate watching mares get fucked with a filthy cock I always took a damp rag with me to wipe her down with first.
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THIS
I can't tell you how many times I've seen a man have sex with a horse and lots of unhygienic fluids were present. And God forbid a man having sex with a horse's ass. It's even worse sometimes.
 
Feeling a little lazy so I'll just quote myself:

JT Bullitt said:
My biggest critique of these types of films is the "ooh ahh mmm ooh ahh mmm" for 20 minutes straight gets very annoying. It's not just bestiality porn that does this though. I was a big fan of the Milton twins back in the day, but had to turn the sound off to be able to make it through a clip because of their godawful monotonous "ooh ahh mmm".
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JT Bullitt said:
You know, I was just thinking about why people's favorite k9 porn is their favorite k9 porn. I've been around for quite a while and it occurs to me that most new k9 porn being produced is basically the same, and generally follows a very predictable formula... Goes something like this (speaking to female humans, male dogs... not completely sure about male humans and male dogs but it's probably very similar)...

Girl plays with dog to get him in the mood
Dog mounts girl
Dog knots
Knot subsides and pulls out
Girl sucks dog cock

Now to be fair, I'm not against any of this. After all, I'm here and very supportive of the lifestyle. BUT let's be real, there is a difference between bestiality as a lifestyle and selling bestiality as a genre of porn. Let's also be real in understanding that every studio today produces basically the same exact movie, just with different girls. And it's not even different girls with different dogs, it's different girls doing essentially the same thing with the same dogs. There was a time when I was an active paying member of such productions, and I paid handsomely, but I stopped paying because after "The Record" with Stray-X, it basically became the same girl having sex with the same dogs. And it's no wonder why the owners of these studios almost always have their videos traded for free on trackers and websites.

Even back in the day when Andy (rest her soul) and the BFI crew were in full production, even back in the Bodil days, they were basically the same girls doing the same thing with the same dogs. I can appreciate that if you find a recipe that sells, keep selling it, but eventually it will get stale. But I guess that's a part of the whole lifestyle versus fetish debate.

That said, my favorite bestiality porn film is "The Record" by Stray-X.
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My pet peeve is when guys aren't shown just dumping a load into a bitch. Let me see the creampie ffs, especially if he's bred that bitch as hard as I get bred by my boy.
 
Few things that really get me, Im almost only interested in gay canine porn. But I can appreciate a beautiful cock regardless of its handler.

The single most offensive thing in most zoo porn is watching a dog go soft and continue to be sucked or otherwise used after its pleasurable. I think its really too bad, and that behavior lends itself to beastiality as opposed to zoophillia.

I also hate, HATE when the human in a video is obnoxiously moaning, I can respect vocal passion but over loud dramatized moaning is so annoying.

And third, there is a deep horrible spot in hell for people who make knot videos and fail to include the pull out.

And those are my big three.
 
Ohhh, when girls don't praise their boy. I always encourage my lover to fuck me, just giving him positive reinforcement for the act is good but it makes me feel good too. Just feels way more real to me when the girl is in the moment and encouraging her mate to tie her, and not those fake porn OH YEAH KNOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE things.
 
A big one for me is when you dont get to see the whole action. Closeups are nice, but something about seeing a guy pumping away with the whole animal in view does it for me
 
Interesting discussion. I dont like to see marginalized exploited women in bestiality porn. It turns me off to see drug users or sex workers having sex with animals for cash. Its easy to spot the sunken unhealthy looking eyes and premature aging that goes with drugs and more and they seem more likely to fake their interest and pleasure. So many of the Brazilian stuff seems to be exploitative and its depressing. Pathetic women exploiting pathetic bored non consent animals. Women in a barn wearing high heels and lingerie is such a tired cliche as are the mechanical warm up and what supposed to be foreplay between girl and beast.
 
Katelyn said:
Ohhh, when girls don't praise their boy. I always encourage my lover to fuck me, just giving him positive reinforcement for the act is good but it makes me feel good too. Just feels way more real to me when the girl is in the moment and encouraging her mate to tie her, and not those fake porn OH YEAH KNOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE things.
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Agreed - authenticity is key.
 
Using the dog as a dildo is a no go for me.
Any videos were the animal clearly isn't interested and is being used is an instant no.
 
Kydiell said:
Using the dog as a dildo is a no go for me.
Any videos were the animal clearly isn't interested and is being used is an instant no.
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What if the dog is enjoying it? I understand when he's pulling away, but what about when he's happy and smiling being reinserted? Of course, no two dogs are the same, so I say leave it up to him.
 
Pillar said:
What if the dog is enjoying it? I understand when he's pulling away, but what about when he's happy and smiling being reinserted? Of course, no two dogs are the same, so I say leave it up to him.
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It's a weird one for me, I just really don't like seeing dildogging - even if the dog may be enjoying it, it's just a turn off for me.
I do hope that most dogs enjoy it though seeing as it's seen in so many videos! :)
 
Kydiell said:
Using the dog as a dildo is a no go for me.
Any videos were the animal clearly isn't interested and is being used is an instant no.
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To follow up on this - my wife has just added that the only thing she dislikes is when they collect dog cum in a glass and drink it.. she's not against swallowing herself but she doesn't like to see it in porn.
 
Sk00by said:
I love dildogging! Primarily when she makes herself cum. If its just bad awkward acting its a no go.
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I think maybe the main reason I dislike it is the bad acting that is in so many of the videos of dildogging.
So many times have I seen videos of girls who look totally disinterested or acting over the top when dildogging, it' scared me for life haha.
 
JasonP88 said:
Anyone have and pet peeves with zoo porn? I'm probably more into horse content than dog, but I rarely even bother watching the horse stuff since 90% of it is fake. The horse will be standing there, clearly annoyed with what's going on, while the chick struggles to keep him hard, awkwardly rubbing his half limp dick on her. Then to top it all off, they insult my intelligence with a badly faked cum.

For dogs, I see a lot of people just licking around on his junk for 10 minutes. Suck the damn thing already, lol! Not really a pet peeve, but they almost never pay the dog's balls any attention. I don't know if it's the same for dogs, but I LOVE getting my balls licked and sucked, and the few videos that incorporate that always get me going.
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I didn't read the whole thread so someone may have said this, but I was under the impression that *most* dogs do not like their balls touched. Also, dog penises aren't like guysdicks - you should mostly just be sucking on the tip, not full on fellating them.

My pet peeve is watching people give dogs hand-jobs (not pleasant for the dog), dil-dogging, and basically doing anything kinda rapey to a dog. If you're going to get fucked by an animal, at least figure out their anatomy and what feels good/bad to them.
 
jynxj27 said:
I didn't read the whole thread so someone may have said this, but I was under the impression that *most* dogs do not like their balls touched. Also, dog penises aren't like guysdicks - you should mostly just be sucking on the tip, not full on fellating them.

My pet peeve is watching people give dogs hand-jobs (not pleasant for the dog), dil-dogging, and basically doing anything kinda rapey to a dog. If you're going to get fucked by an animal, at least figure out their anatomy and what feels good/bad to them.
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I always say look at how the dog feels - if he's smiling and happy, then he's okay with it. Otherwise, leave him alone.
 
Below is just my opinion. When I was active I had a strict set of rules for myself and I stuck what I felt was right for me.

I believe the number of animals that can "consent" or want to have relations with a human are rather small.
By my definition, what is "consent" actually, in relation to an animal? If an animal actively seeks contact with you, then I see it as OK, but I feel those cases are much fewer than "non-consensual" cases. As an example, a healthy male dog will attempt to mate with almost anything it thinks it can get away with mating with. You're giving the dog your consent to consummate the act with you.

There are definitely things that make me cringe (. .. and want to hurt people, even though I'm a pacifist):
  • Anything that causes an animal pain.
  • Anything involving restraints (and that includes drugs used to 'restrain" normal behavior) or the animal being held down against its will, even if it doesn't appear to be trying to escape.
  • Human male penetrating an animal. Some might tolerate it, hoping for praise or a treat afterwards. Others might tolerate it to avoid punishment, or just feel like they can't do anything about it.
    - Maybe an exception here, from reading the experiences of others, are some mares, but I've no experience in that area.
  • Dog - or anything else for that matter - being used as a dildo. If it wasn't trying to mate with you to start with, then I see it as being forced.
 
Strictly going by the definition of "pet peeve", my only two would be moaning (it just makes the whole thing seem fake) and when guys jack off while a dog is licking their cock.

The reason I didn't mention fake porn, nonconsensual sex, causing pain, etc. is because they're not little things that irk me. They're actions that shouldn't be tolerated by anyone worth talking to (and hence, not technically "pet peeves"). If you abuse your animal or produce fake zoo porn, you deserve to die a slow, painful death and go to the deepest pits of hell.
 
Filming anything involving animals is a real struggle as you can't really control them. With human actors they can force emotions even if they aren't feeling them and can hype themselves up. Animals though don't have that. If a dog isn't feeling it then it's not feeling it. However that usually means that over half of the shoots are complete flops and you can never do any real cuts because it's pretty much impossible to recreate the scenario.
Even hollywood struggles with this which is why they use CGI animals wherever possible. If a movie has a prominent role for an animal then it's highly likely only the close-ups shots are real. They will use CGI at any distance or any scenario where it would be hard to notice since it's much easier to do CGI than to have over 100 takes with a real animal.
 
I'm with OP about shitty fake horse porn. It's always like 20 minutes of some skinny lady with fake tits posing like an idiot in front of a horse folloeed by 5 minutes of her flopping his flaccid cock around like an extra soft dildo, ugh

I hate, HATE zoo oral where it's some girl barely tickling the very tip of a dog or horse's cock w the very tip of her tongue like she can't stand to touch it & then spitting out any cum that gets in her mouth. Like either give a blow job or don't. Clearly you don't want to be there so find some other porn gig or another job entirely JFC

Less consent/willingness issues on this 1, I'm always disappointed when a dog doesn't knot even briefly... but I hate it when the human takes steps to make sure they don't get knotted like pulling away, using their hand to block it etc.
 
Things I dislike in zoo porn:
Human male sex with animal. There is nothing excited for me.
When animal shows no interest to his partner.
Bad angles\shaking camera.
When cameraman is speaking something.
Human males or\and their parts (like hands trying to "help" woman or animal) on screen.
Short (few seconds) clips.
Fat\unattractive women.
Too much clothes on actress.
Licking pussy clips when there is nothing else but licking.
 
A lot of zoo porn is just really low quality in general. A lot don't have any sort of scenario. Also a lot of the porn sites are not very good. A lot just link to each other endlessly, they tend to have a lot of virusses and they aren't well organised.
 
RexAndMe said:
*kracks knuckles*

This is everything I absolutely HATE in porn

1. When they zoom in on the actor's faces
2. When they moan while performing oral sex
3. When they wear high heels
4. Repeatedly calling out ''yes yes yes yes yes yes''
5. Pubic hair
6. Horrible music in PMV's / compilation videos
7. When they won't shut the fuck up
8. Overly loud moaning
9. Fake cum
10. Censored porn
11. When they restrict an animal's movement while pleasuring themselves with the animal's penis.
12. Constantly looking into the camera
13. Piercings
14. Very obvious fake breasts
15. Anything that's forced

and so much more..
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Invert #5 to I HATE SHAVED and your post could be mine :D
 
Biggest two pet peeves. Guys who fuck female animals and those who make the dogs knot swell outside the body
 
My biggest peeves are: Forced porn - how can anyone enjoy watching, let alone doing that?
Fat and unattractive people in porn - although I can well understand "why" they need to be serviced by an animal (no sane human would ever touch them!), that does not mean the rest of us are interested in watching human pachyderms in the act! :sick:?
Videos without cumshots - the longer the video, the more disappointing it becomes! I friggin' hate teasers! ? Either cream that mare's pussy / film that dog licking the cum out of you, or don't bother posting anything at all! Too frustrating to watch! ?
 
Salacious Wolf said:
Fat and unattractive people in porn - although I can well understand "why" they need to be serviced by an animal (no sane human would ever touch them!), that does not mean the rest of us are interested in watching human pachyderms in the act! :sick:?
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That IMO was overly toxic.
 
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