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Other options when you don't have your own Dog?

wet_lesbo_lover said:
Recalls college, my 20’s and early 30’s. Yes people actually do them. I was seen more than once, presumably not by the owners as police never showed up, butt I quickly finished who I was doing and left.
While I’ve been rather prolific in doing dogs that weren’t mine or offered, I don’t exactly condone some of the ways I’ve accomplished it as there is a lot of risk involved
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Okay thanks. It's probably best people stick to meeting owners. Or finding a way to own a dog or working together with another zoo without a dog and see if they can make something work.
 
CherryNot said:
The only other things I can think of are dog sitting/walking and strays or something. Although a hot fantasy, I'm not sure how sane and realistic those options are?
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Ah another one of the people that think of dogs has sex toys, let me go out and borrow somebody's dog or find a stray have sex with it and then return it or throw it back out on the street. Fucking wonderful
 
Animallover said:
Ah another one of the people that think of dogs has sex toys, let me go out and borrow somebody's dog or find a stray have sex with it and then return it or throw it back out on the street. Fucking wonderful
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I don't agree with it, but I know it's a thought many people have. So I think it's worth talking about, even if that conversation is about why it's such a bad idea. But thankfully it's mostly already been addressed.
 
pnwanthony5050 said:
If you are in Washington Seattle area I could help :)
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Hey friend, saw your comment and really wanted to hit you up out of curiosity. Just made an account to reply. I’m in Vancouver Washington and have been very curious about trying out anything in person. Been into zoo stuff for years but never really done anything.
 
Lokissimo said:
Volunteer to work in a shelter and offer to do the late shift/overnight stuff. Might take a while until you earn the trust of the institution/ fellow workers but then you will at least be able to give some joy to some unfortunate puppers?
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That's a dumb idea for several reasons.

First and foremost, you're suggesting taking advantage of animals that are already in a confusing and stressful situation. More stress is not what these animals need. Also, you can give the dogs bad habits that could make them unadoptable.

The second part of this is you may well get caught. There was a guy on Beastforum who shagged shelter dogs and made vids. I told him he should wise up and leave the dogs alone. Instead, he was caught and convicted. People may not be as dumb as you think.

Get your own dog or find another outlet for your feelings. Nothing else is likely to end well.
 
It's sad to see that several of the answers are essentially "go have sex with dogs that are not yours behind the owners back." That's just terrible advice all around.

There are no shortcuts. Your options are either meet someone that has a dog and is willing to share, or change your living situation. There are always new jobs out there and through enough work and dedication, most people are capable of changing their homing situation to be able to have an animal partner.
 
video cameras are becoming ubiquitous. be very, very careful when considering many of the aforementioned suggestions.

there's an old joke associated with dating solicitations. a listing was seen stating "WANTED, good woman, must be able to cook, clean, sew, dig worms, and fish. Please have a boat and motor. Please send picture of the boat." perhaps you otta craft a dating site listing "WANTED, good man, must have dog. Please send photos of the dog"
 
I was in the same boat but there's some good advice here. Some that feels a little unethical (at least to me) but some good options
 
CherryNot said:
I ordered one last night actually, I'm so excited for it to arrive! But still fun, it's not the same ?
Though I feel like sex toys with knots would be a very good gate way conversation.
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If you want a good knotted toy I highly recommend Weredog. I got a small Gideon and it is fucking incredible.
 
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