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No, but I do a good line in ginger cake and last night I took my Christmas cake out of the oven, all nicely baked
Well glade your cake came out good, I used to be able to buy crumpets here, but they vanished from the shelf's long enough it isn't an anomaly so guess I need to get to baking em my self! I found a internet recipe but family recipes deff give authentic taste!
 
This is a minor complaint of mine but if you're going to message me or engage with me don't call me a female. It's a massive ick. I'm a woman. Girl at a pinch but I am 28 going on 29 so...
But don't you understand that's just what you are? There's men and there's females, duh.

Excuse me whilst I throw up. 🤮

There's just something so weirdly distant and dehumanising about it I think.
The only times I've ever seen it used where it couldn't possibly be a red flag is in scientific research papers and lab reports where it's standard practice to state male & female participants.
 
This is a minor complaint of mine but if you're going to message me or engage with me don't call me a female. It's a massive ick. I'm a woman. Girl at a pinch but I am 28 going on 29 so...
You ever notice how it’s only hood/trailer trash that call women “female?” That shit screams food stamps, no job, and DV.

Edit: fellas… never do this. The second it happens, you sound like you will ignore us while you scream the tv during your manchild halo marathons, then ask us for $ to renew your Xbox live account. You sound like you pretend you’re hard but youre gonna use my good tweezers to pluck your eyebrows and get your greasy skin marks on my mirror. Like you’ll try to convince us (really yourself) that your v6 white-trash-mobile mustang that you bought with your enlistment money is hot shit. You’ll tell us your name is something like t-roc when it’s fucking Clarence. All of our girlfriends at the club will hear it and appropriately clown you the second you walk away (or right then).

Just don’t do it.
 
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This topic was a really fun read.

It's something I've been rattling in the back of my head because ultimately I had one relationship where this desire was mutual, and that's part of the idea in getting out there with like-minded individuals, maybe I can work on trying to find that sort of a thing again.

But that's the whole bit: I want a RELATIONSHIP, not these damn meat-market shenanigans.
 
So sometimes I'll go through the introductions page to see new people and I'll say hi, react, welcome, etc. Anybody who happens to be new to the site.

But something I've realised is that I always have to go and filter the page to only show brand new posts.

Because without fail on the most recently responded to threads (default filter) there will be a some post of a woman who I'm sure became exhausted and turned off notifs with the 100+ replies on her 7 month old introduction.

Now I'm sure these women are genuinely lovely. But men, being serious? What the hell are you doing?! Is there really no point you've figured out "Hey maybe commenting on every woman's post I can find from the past 2 years" is a little bit weird and creepy?

It's a little sad because there's always some new person (usually a guy or person of unspecified gender) who's not had a single hello or a react in hours or even days! And I'm sure they'd still appreciate feeling welcomed even though you don't want to fuck them.

Like I get it, I'm sure you're probably horny and wow girls are so cool and amazing and pretty!
But please try and be normal about it, I swear I get secondhand embaressment from sharing the same gender!
I find it extremely interesting and very off-putting the amount of outright sexual shit written by men towards human females in a zoo forum. It's kind of exhausting to be honest.
 
I find it extremely interesting and very off-putting the amount of outright sexual shit written by men towards human females in a zoo forum. It's kind of exhausting to be honest.
C'mon man we just had a little thing about the inherent weirdness of calling women 'females' not 5 messages ago in this very thread. You literally use 'men' in the very same sentence!
 
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