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Married ladies, does your husband know what you do?

stickitin6911 said:
I understand that. I found people to meet up with but now the problem is getting away from the husband and kids undetected
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Have you considered a disguise complete with a trench coat, fedora, mustache and sunglasses as well as a life-sized cardboard silhouette? If not that then how about a beret instead? You would just blend in to crowds and your husband and kids would be none the wiser.
 
stickitin6911 said:
Lmao i don't think that will get me away from them. Just undetected once i leave
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I would try crouching and being on tiptoes and then make sure to exit stage left. If I ever learned anything from Saturday morning cartoons, it was this. Also make sure to exclaim "Heavens to Murgatroyd!" While making your departure. That should do it. It also helps if you are a pink cartoon mountain lion while doing so. I trust you may not be? Hmmmm. Maybe I need to improve my departure instructions. Make sure to get that life size cardboard silhouette though. That's a winner.
 
OwnThatKinkGirl said:
I would try crouching and being on tiptoes and then make sure to exit stage left. If I ever learned anything from Saturday morning cartoons, it was this. Also make sure to exclaim "Heavens to Murgatroyd!" While making your departure. That should do it. It also helps if you are a pink cartoon mountain lion while doing so. I trust you may not be? Hmmmm. Maybe I need to improve my departure instructions. Make sure to get that life size cardboard silhouette though. That's a winner.
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Sounds like you just need to make the escape for me
 
Quite often or at least in my mind I think women hold all the sexual power……I’ve only had 1 woman who raised the kinky topic of playing with animals, and we did……it was fabulous and I wish more women could be so bold
I got one would be a huge encourager if I was told
Women……what would be the words a guy or husband should use that would be nice to hear? How should we introduce and open up the topic with you?
 
rydersup said:
Quite often or at least in my mind I think women hold all the sexual power……I’ve only had 1 woman who raised the kinky topic of playing with animals, and we did……it was fabulous and I wish more women could be so bold
I got one would be a huge encourager if I was told
Women……what would be the words a guy or husband should use that would be nice to hear? How should we introduce and open up the topic with you?
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“Hello Mistress. I’d like to worship at your altar and express my inner self, if you’ll allow it.”

That’s a good start 🙂
 
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