• Suddenly unable to log into your ZooVille account? This might be the reason why: CLICK HERE!

Last to post wins

What you're clearly missing is this is Unicorn's publicist you're speaking to right now as I have barred them him from responding further!

Interesting you say that because my records show that he was actually foretold by the lost Zooville prophecy to be the one to win this thread! I dare say that trumps your school popularity contest!
 
GingerUnicorn said:
What you're clearly missing is this is Unicorn's publicist you're speaking to right now as I have barred them him from responding further!

Interesting you say that because my records show that he was actually foretold by the lost Zooville prophecy to be the one to win this thread! I dare say that trumps your school popularity contest!
Click to expand...
That's funny because last summer I went to a museum and saw ancient cavemen drawings depicting me, a crown, and this thread specifically! Meaning, whomever told your client they where in the prophecy CLEARLY didn't do enough research
 
Colddays said:
That's funny because last summer I went to a museum and saw ancient cavemen drawings depicting me, a crown, and this thread specifically! Meaning, whomever told your client they where in the prophecy CLEARLY didn't do enough research
Click to expand...
It's truly fascinating that you managed to fall for that old ruse! Everybody has some form of prehistoric art depicting them winning this thread! And do you want to know why?
Because I am a prefessionl publicist and the only way to truly ensure that the prophecy comes to pass was to create those drawings myself. One for each and every member of the forum spread throughout museums globally!

The bickering and infighting would be sure to distract from the truth. And it's working!
 
Well played.. You thought of everything

BUT NOT *EVERY*THING

You see, even before you ever became a publicist and got your client who supposedly is meant to win, I made a time machine and went back to your past. When you where just a child.. I whispered and told YOU about the prophecy, planted all the evidence pointing to it, then waited.. BUT IT WAS ALL A LIE. YOUR PROPHECY IS NOT EVEN REAL!! I MADE IT UP TO TRICK YOUR CLIENT!!
 
Ha! You would think you've got this but you have been bamboozled yet again! What type of ameteur publicist do you take me for?!

Who do you think has been their since the dawn of humanity, planting ideas of knowledge and ambition into the minds of mortals? It was me, it's always been me. I have been called many names over the eons: Ganesha, Mimir, Apollo, C'thulu and so many others.

Without the drive and ambition gifted to you by me, you never would have done this. And why would I do it? Because it's the only way I possibly could have convinced you that you've not been fooled until now.
The propecy remains!
 
Oh my god... What monster are you?!? Are you even a publicist?? How can you live for so long! What do you gain from this?!

Wait.. I don't even care. BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE EARTH EXISTED. I WAS LIVING IN SPACE FOR COUNTLESS GENERATIONS WAITING. I made earth, saw the Dinosaurs, planted seeds, even helped the first human make love to an animal!! And you say your prophecy is valid?? I CREATED THE STONE IT WAS CHISELED INTO. THE WOMB WHERE YOU GOT PUSHED OUT FROM!! You gain nothing from winning, I however, gain everything that you've lost.
 
Perhaps... perhaps what you speak is true. That I only exist as a result of you. Some might learn if this and think it tragic to think I had been the one fooled and my entire existence had been for naught.
But even if my own has been but a speck compared to yours, there's something far more important at stake.

What do all creatures of eternal life eventually seek? What is the purpose of all the knowledge?!
Entertainment obviously. And there is nothing, nothing funnier that TRUE commitment to the bit!
And if the bit turns out to be for nothing? No gains, no endgame? It's objectively even funnier!

You may have won this battle! But I won in my heart!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top