Last to post wins

[Steven Raccoon]

I dread being the bearer of terrible news for y'all in this thread.

Actually it's Terrible news for y'all and Incredible news for me.

Y'all lost this race just like the losers you are and I am crowded the mostest winniest winner of every living organism ever living in the entire multiverse.

Suck it!

 

[Mikki]

Thanks ?

 

[Taopony]

 

[Steven Raccoon]

 

[Puhp]

Thank you, everyone

 

[Steven Raccoon]

No, thank you! For carrying me over the finish line. Now fuck off.

 

[MrsShemon]

You are most welcome

 

[Puhp]

Very gracious, natch

 

[Steven Raccoon]

¡Por favor, mueve tu culo gordo! Tu dios está a punto de atropellarte.

 

[Prangija]

i win

 

[Puhp]

Oh? And what would make you say such a thing?

 

[MrsShemon]

Nobody ever wins. We are just in the lead different length of time.
It is a never ending agony. Only @Mare Lover 1975 actually "won" this when he locked the thread after posting. But he opened it again so even that was just a brief lead.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Nobody ever wins. We are just in the lead different length of time.
It is a never ending agony. Only @Mare Lover 1975 actually "won" this when he locked the thread after posting. But he opened it again so even that was just a brief lead.

So says the loser.

 

[MrsShemon]

So says the loser.

You mean the one never lasting a minute at pole position?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

No. The one that only needs 1 sec to win.

 

[Puhp]

That's a shame.

 

[Puhp]

I mean

 

[Puhp]

Really terrible.

 

[Puhp]

and disapointing on so many levels.

 

[Puhp]

A little concentration, some will power, and effort, and you can keep winning as many times as both of you need

 

[Puhp]

like, this is six and I'm not even breaking a sweat

 

[Puhp]

one more than then I'm stopping to make sandwiches for us, tho

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Still lost to the 1 second champ

 

[Puhp]

Oh?

 

[Rando2022]

"Get fucked"
Sun Tzu, The art of war

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Bow down and kiss my stinky feet

 

[Rando2022]

Bow down and kiss my stinky feet

Never. I'll eat a wheel of parm before I get anywhere near your feet.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Too late.

 

[Rando2022]

nope
nope

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Yep