Last to post wins

[son1911]

Where? ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

at the start of this race

 

[YIMBY]

*pelt

?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

*rubs back of my head
Gods dammit, just because you're losing the race doesn't mean you resort to violence!!

 

[YIMBY]

You said pelt! I pelted!

 

[son1911]

You're too late. This one is already pelted.

 

[YIMBY]

Google tells me your usage is correct, but it still seems wrong to me.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Google is corrupt. It wants to see you fail @YIMBY

 

[son1911]

No Google!

 

[YIMBY]

Google is corrupt. It wants to see you fail @YIMBY

Google has gaslighted me before. ?

No Google!

Fine. To the bookshelf! ?

I have a huge dictionary!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Wow........YIMBY has a whole bookshelf for one dictionary......criiiiiinnnggge

 

[YIMBY]

It's a pocket dictionary. Care to reach in and get it?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

*reaches in
Huh, I didn't know they made them in tube form

 

[YIMBY]

It's a hardcover. I'm sure you'll have no trouble getting it off the shelf.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

*pulls out what I grabbed and it's literally a pocket dictionary
Well, that was a twist......hey, why is the page for "Lemur" all sticky?

 

[YIMBY]

Ectoplasm? ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

EWWWW you mean ghost cum???

 

[YIMBY]

Well, you did say it was the page for lemures.

 

[son1911]

Did I just miss out on an opportunity to see YIMBY's dictionary? ?

 

[YIMBY]

You can take a look at it whenever you want.

 

[son1911]

May I? ?

 

[YIMBY]

Okay, but treat it well. I'm quite attached to it.

 

[son1911]

I'll treat it as if it were my own.

 

[YIMBY]

I'm surprised your so interested in my dictionary. I hear you're quite the cunning linguist already.

 

[son1911]

I love words.

 

[YIMBY]

I love seeing you use your mouth.

 

[son1911]

Just wait and see what I can do with my hands. Sign language!

 

[YIMBY]

I'm all out of innuendos for now.

 

[son1911]

?

 

[YIMBY]