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You actually never can tell with minis and ponies, they may be equipped in proportion to their size or hung like a literal horse, and some stallions are less well equipped than a pony.
Still!
I am a rather small woman. "Petite" is apparently the word used here. And a 2' schloong? Just a tad to much for me I am affraid. But I am really fine with never sexing it up with a stallion.
 
Still!
I am a rather small woman. "Petite" is apparently the word used here. And a 2' schloong? Just a tad to much for me I am affraid. But I am really fine with never sexing it up with a stallion.
I'm a horse breeder and can tell you while a full size horse can be that huge a more user friendly size miniature is in the seven to ten inch range, I'm not that well equipped myself yet I can hit the end of my smallest mare's vaginal canal.

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I'm a horse breeder and can tell you while a full size horse can be that huge a more user friendly size miniature is in the seven to ten inch range, I'm not that well equipped myself yet I can hit them end of my smallest mare's vaginal canal.
Just not for me.
They are big and everything, but I am more into other animals.
And come on, stuck on his D while he holds you in place and has a firm but not hard grip on your neck with his jaws.
A stallion can't do that ?
 
Just not for me.
They are big and everything, but I am more into other animals.
And come on, stuck on his D while he holds you in place and has a firm but not hard grip on your neck with his jaws.
A stallion can't do that ?
There's no denying the advantages of canines, just so many don't know that there are minis smaller than a large breed dog, want a house trained mini mare myself ❤

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Well, today marks the official start of the school year. What's that you say, Mike you're too old for school homie. Yes, this is why god made kids, to punish adults for not following Peter Pan's rules. 6am wakeup, for the next 9 months. Cranky morning Mike will make his return like Sauron ALMOST did. lol morning peeps
 
Yes, it indeed is. Search YouTube or Googs for "He went to Jared". That's all you need lol
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Definitely too European to appreciate that.
You Americans and your lack of culture.
Ha! I laugh at what you call humor. I am too sophisticated for such simple and childish "humor".
 
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Definitely too European to appreciate that.
You Americans and your lack of culture.
Ha! I laugh at what you call humor. I am too sophisticated for such simple and childish "humor".
Good, you're supposed to laugh at humor.. Duh lol
 
Or, I DID understand and used my superior American intellect to make you look inferior...........ok we both know parts of that were true and parts were untrue lol
 
Wait, did I sleep text or something? lol When did I say that
Constantly referring to your country as "America".
Time for school!
America is a continent, mostly devided in to north and south America, but a third "central America" part have in later years been used more often in conjunction with north and south America.
 
Constantly referring to your country as "America".
Time for school!
America is a continent, mostly devided in to north and south America, but a third "central America" part have in later years been used more often in conjunction with north and south America.
How do you know I'm not talking about all of the Americas?
 
Logically, it makes perfect sense to use "America" and "Americans" for this country. The name of the country is "United States of America". Why would it be strange to shorten this? It is common to shorten the official name of a country — most people don't even know the official names for the various countries. For example, the official name of Mexico is "los Estados Unidos Mexicanos", which means "the Mexican United States"; nobody is surprised that it is referred to as "Mexico". People would be surprised if you called them the "EUM". (Also, this example shows that even "United States" is not a unique term to one country.)

Australia is officially known as "the Commonwealth of Australia", but we are happy to simply call them "Australians", even though it is also the name of a continent. Depending on how you do your geography, the Australian continent also contains other countries aside from the "COA".

Lastly, I just want to point out that there is no single continent called "America". There is one called "North America" and another called "South America", which are sometimes collectively referred to as "the Americas".

I think the strange thing is not that people from the USA call themselves "Americans", it is actually more strange that the full official name or an acronym is used so often.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!
 
Logically, it makes perfect sense to use "America" and "Americans" for this country. The name of the country is "United States of America". Why would it be strange to shorten this? It is common to shorten the official name of a country — most people don't even know the official names for the various countries. For example, the official name of Mexico is "los Estados Unidos Mexicanos", which means "the Mexican United States"; nobody is surprised that it is referred to as "Mexico". People would be surprised if you called them the "EUM". (Also, this example shows that even "United States" is not a unique term to one country.)

Australia is officially known as "the Commonwealth of Australia", but we are happy to simply call them "Australians", even though it is also the name of a continent. Depending on how you do your geography, the Australian continent also contains other countries aside from the "COA".

Lastly, I just want to point out that there is no single continent called "America". There is one called "North America" and another called "South America", which are sometimes collectively referred to as "the Americas".

I think the strange thing is not that people from the USA call themselves "Americans", it is actually more strange that the full official name or an acronym is used so often.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!
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*Sigh*
"Leaves thread*
 
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