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[son1911]

No way! I won't alleviate yor guilt that easily. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

Then I keep the fruit!
*Mumbles grumpily while walking away.*
I catch myself a wolf instead, a horny one.
*Meru disappears in the thickness of the forest* 

 

[YIMBY]

I hope you're not referring to me.

 

[MrsShemon]

Hi big boy, look what I have for you
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[son1911]

Run, YIMBY, run. I'll fend off this wicked succubus. ?

 

[YIMBY]

? I saw what happened with that lemur.

 

[MrsShemon]

Fine!
I try my luck in *Don't Wake the mods" instead.
Now where did I put my bale of hay?

 

[YIMBY]

I hope you were right Son. Waste of a perfectly good steak otherwise.

 

[son1911]

Don't take any chances with that one.

 

[YIMBY]

I'm still hungry though.

 

[son1911]

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[YIMBY]

Bacon is the solution to many of life's problems.

 

[son1911]

Enjoy your bacon. I'm going to do some yoga. ?‍

 

[YIMBY]

Yoga is the solution to few of life's problems.

 

[MrsShemon]

Well boys, since I am off to some horse hunting, I won't need these
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Enjoy!

*Lumbers away, a 25 kg bag of ? over the shoulder.*

 

[YIMBY]

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[MrsShemon]

Here horsie horsie horsie!
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Come here boy!

 

[melbourne_stallion]

-//////- im not a dog meru

 

[MrsShemon]

Come here and eat your vegetables
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* Looks at @son1911 and @YIMBY ?
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[melbourne_stallion]

Come here and eat your vegetables
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* Looks at @son1911 and @YIMBY ?
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-//3//- dont think this changes nothing..i aint no sticking dog..*under my breath* thanks for the juicy carrots though ?

 

[son1911]

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Try the clovers. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

-//3//- dont think this changes nothing..i aint no sticking dog..*under my breath* thanks for the juicy carrots though ?

?*Quickly tie you up*
I ain't risking yet another avoiding my desires. You are coming with me!
*Binds your head and drags you away with me to my hellish lair*

 

[son1911]

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[MrsShemon]

Look over there son! At the other direction,pretty flowers! Go look at them, I am just playing with the horse.

 

[son1911]

I cannot unsee this! What are you going to do with that poor soul?

 

[MrsShemon]

I will just groom him.
He needs a good cleaning.

 

[son1911]

I don't trust you. You abduct people against their will.

 

[melbourne_stallion]

?*Quickly tie you up*
I ain't risking yet another avoiding my desires. You are coming with me!
*Binds your head and drags you away with me to my hellish lair*

w~wha hey! i aint no cattle to round up!..untie me dagnabit..fuck should have seen this coming >///<..i swear if you put a buttplug in me I'm gaping your ass for a month -////-

 

[son1911]

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[MrsShemon]

Don't worry, this is very consensual from @melbourne_stallion , is that not right, honey?
*Kiss stallions nose while smirking as he sees the buttplug in my hand*