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[son1911]

I've brought cum cookies. Home-made. ??

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nice! Do you eat a lot of pineapple?

 

[son1911]

No, I don't like pineapples. ?

 

[YIMBY]

? ?

 

[son1911]

Worse than pineapples! ?

 

[YIMBY]

There is something very wrong with you, sir.

 

[son1911]

There is, but not in my food preferences. ?

 

[YIMBY]

Say it isn't so!

 

[son1911]

I just did. ?

 

[YIMBY]

Did not.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Stop arguing

 

[YIMBY]

? Fine.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Yes.

 

[YIMBY]

Owner of a Lonely Heart.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Here, have this another lonely heart, now they are not so lonely

 

[son1911]

Here, have a Lone Wolf to accompany your Lonely Heart. ?

 

[YIMBY]

But a lone wolf is neurotic, desperate and unpredictable.

 

[son1911]

And furry. Lots of soft fur. Perfect for belly rubs.

 

[YIMBY]

When a wolf stops being lonely. ?

 

[son1911]

It's only temporary.

 

[YIMBY]

Wolves aren't meant to be alone.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

 

[son1911]

Wolves aren't meant to be alone.

Lone wolves are. It's in the name. Lone.

 

[YIMBY]

Lone wolves are. It's in the name. Lone.

They're not meant to be.

 

[son1911]

Then why call them lone wolves? ?‍

 

[YIMBY]

Because they have nobody to howl to.

WooOOOOO!

 

[son1911]

WooOOOO!

 

[Daneζ]

Worse than pineapples! ?

Careful, YIMBY won’t be your friend anymore

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

who needs friends when you get first place!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Beep beep! Comin through!