Last to post wins

[Daneζ]

Yes, I’m a top

 

[son1911]

I don't like tops :/

 

[Daneζ]

I guess you don’t like me ?

 

[son1911]

I like you. ? I just like to do it both better.?

 

[Daneζ]

I believe the term is versatile?

 

[son1911]

Indeed

 

[Daneζ]

?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I'm the numerator, my doggy girl is the domination. Together we make the whole equation. But sex is only a fraction of our love!

Math poems by: Floofy

 

[son1911]

?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

There's a party in your pants, and apparently everyone is invited! ?

 

[son1911]

Nope, only VIPs?

 

[Daneζ]

There’s a party in my pants… oh wait never mind, that’s just a nosy Dane lady

 

[FloofyNewfie]

VIPs

Very Important Penises... got it! ?

 

[Daneζ]

Victors imported panties

 

[son1911]

Very Important Penises... got it! ?

I don't refuse entrance to Very Important Pussies either.?

 

[Daneζ]

Vernon’s irregular pancake

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Victoria's Incredible Penis... she used to be victor!

 

[Daneζ]

I have to go to bed now

 

[son1911]

I have to go to bed now

Take me with!?

 

[Daneζ]

Beds full ?, you want the couch?

 

[son1911]

I've yet to encounter a bed that's full. I just lay myself on top of everyone else if I can't squeeze in.?

 

[Mikki]

Makes me the winner

 

[son1911]

The winner makes me

 

[Daneζ]

Me makes the winner

 

[son1911]

The me makes winner

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Makes winner me the

 

[son1911]

The makes winner me

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Winner make me the

 

[son1911]

Loser

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Boozer