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[Daneζ]

Dane, gimme a manly hug!

Short contact, one back-pat, hips on opposite sides of the room, you know how it goes...

A bro hug! That I could consider, although there’s still human contact involved, and I’m not a huge fan

 

[son1911]

All I want is a long hug with a lot of hip contact and some grabbing of dat ass.

So hug?

 

[Daneζ]

Danes ass is off limits

 

[son1911]

What? Sorry! I was thinking of some fine Dane ass. What did you say?

 

[YIMBY]

A bro hug! That I could consider, although there’s still human contact involved, and I’m not a huge fan

I know the feeling...

 

[son1911]

I know the feeling...

Just take it like a man!

 

[YIMBY]

Just take it like a man!

But where will I find a strap-on at this hour?

 

[son1911]

But where will I find a strap-on at this hour?

I have one here. It's 100% organic

 

[YIMBY]

An organic strap on? Where did you...? Excuse me, I have to make a phone call...

 

[son1911]

A strap-on? I thought you wanted a hard-on!

 

[YIMBY]

Admittedly, a floppy strap-on would have limited utility.

 

[son1911]

If it's long enough, you could tickle your belly button from the inside.

 

[YIMBY]

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure even medical endoscopes can't reach that far.

 

[son1911]

Miracles can happen when you're horny.

 

[YIMBY]

Miracles, just like at Sodom and Gomorrah?

 

[son1911]

Yes, that was too much horniness concentrated to the same location.

 

[Daneζ]

Woah

 

[YIMBY]

Woah

Whoa

 

[son1911]

Oahw

 

[Daneζ]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[son1911]

I have a question.

 

[Daneζ]

What’s up

 

[Ladyprincess]

What's down

 

[Daneζ]

Depends on gravity

 

[son1911]

I can feel it

 

[Daneζ]

I’m not sure that’s gravity that you’re feeling

 

[son1911]

Whoops! Sorry

 

[Daneζ]

 

[son1911]

 

[Daneζ]

Yes