Last to post wins

[YIMBY]

A true Scotsman will tell you nothing is worn under a kilt, it's all in perfect condition.

 

[Daneζ]

Too cold for that here right now tho ?

 

[YIMBY]

I'll trade you. It's a comfortable 20°C here. It's also the middle of the night. I do not look forward to the sunrise.

 

[Daneζ]

It’s almost up to 20 degrees here too! Except I’m using Fahrenheit… and it’s daytime ?

 

[YIMBY]

I shall learn a new meaning of suffering, but at least I'll want to wear pants.

 

[Daneζ]

Yes part of me doesn’t want to wear pants. But that’s when I’m inside by the fire

 

[YIMBY]

If there's a fire I'd want to wear pants.

... because I'm probably running from the damn thing. Why is this country so flammable?

 

[Daneζ]

No, this is a controlled fire. Keeps the house warm ?

 

[YIMBY]

Sadly, nowhere to control fires in my house. And open fires are rightly verboten for the foreseeable future.

 

[Daneζ]

Having a fire place is awesome tho. I love sitting my it with my lady on cold winter nights ?

 

[YIMBY]

Agreed, and in six months time when temperatures are sitting at roughly freezing I'll be very envious.

 

[Daneζ]

Well in six months time it’ll be really hot here ?

 

[YIMBY]

Alas, the world in balance. Why can't we have a world where the temperature is just average?

 

[Daneζ]

Because that would be too easy ?

 

[son1911]

I can’t imagine that would go over well ?

They said hello?

You could wear a skirt, depending on how open-minded they are.

Yes, please. I'd love to feel the mild breeze gently caressing my manhood. Plus I would look so handsome?

 

[Pennysweetpig]

hello

 

[son1911]

Ayo?

 

[Daneζ]

Oi

 

[son1911]

ey, i've missed you?

 

[Daneζ]

Still here, just being a busy icicle

 

[son1911]

c'mere then, I'll get you warm with my body heat

 

[Daneζ]

I am okay, I have a fire inside ?

 

[son1911]

the fire warms your front, i warm your back??

 

[Daneζ]

I sit with my back to the fire ?

 

[son1911]

the fire warms your back, i warm your front

 

[Daneζ]

That spot is already taken ?

 

[son1911]

i'll cover your sides

 

[Daneζ]

Too much coverage, Dane gets claustrophobic!

 

[son1911]

alright, alright, i'll keep my distance, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment for an unexpected sneak hug?

 

[Daneζ]

That’s not creepy at all ?