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[YanchaOkami]

Here's the fresh prince of Wall-E's offspring, I wish you and your companions a good day-thing!
.. and for the human part a wonderful coffee / tea!

*sips on the black tea and enjoys a temporary win*

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

If it really bothers you then I’ll stop lol. It’s all in good fun tho ?

I don't care, it's kinda funny to me anyway. I was into foxes before I found out 98% of them aren't straight lol.

 

[Daneζ]

I just think it’s funny that you still catch the most shit out of anyone in the group ?, when I’m pretty sure you’re the straightest one. I mean floofy says he’s completely straight, but cmon there ain’t no way ??

 

[YanchaOkami]

What? Since when are foxes not straight?

Most I met were quite straight, actually.
Same goes for the whole range of canids.

 

[Daneζ]

What? Since when are foxes not straight?

Most I met were quite straight, actually.
Same goes for the whole range of canids.

Most male foxes are gay bottoms dontcha know! Need me to break out the smut to prove it? ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

The 19 pages of vixens on e621 vs the probably 100 pages of males is a sad but true data point

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Most male foxes are gay bottoms dontcha know! Need me to break out the smut to prove it? ?

Dangit, I knew that was coming...

 

[Daneζ]

Dangit, I knew that was coming...

I said most! I never said you weren’t straight, although highly unlikely, you just made it about you ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

I said most! I never said you weren’t straight, although highly unlikely, you just made it about you ?

I meant I knew the offer of smut as "proof" was coming boi, and it's always been about me

 

[YanchaOkami]

Most male foxes are gay bottoms dontcha know! Need me to break out the smut to prove it? ?

You misunderstood the sayin', ol' floof. It's not about a few individuals of a specific special interest group, it's about foxes and those are quite straight!

Compared to the amount of free-roaming foxes those participants of a small interest group are not more than 1/10.000th of a degree. ?‍
Gay bottoms, not at my flooflist! Dont'cha believe me? See yourself:

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Proof of not gay fox.

 

[son1911]

While you argue, I'll just take this win

 

[YanchaOkami]

*Sips the tea*
Unfortunately I have to disturb the imaginary win: Tea wins.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

*sips whiskey*
Whiskey beats tea

 

[Daneζ]

Proof of not gay fox.

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They can’t all be gay. then they’d go extinct ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

They can’t all be gay. then they’d go extinct ?

True, the coyotes seem to be doing much better right now though.

 

[Daneζ]

True, the coyotes seem to be doing much better right now though.

That’s because coyotes aren’t known for being gay ?

 

[son1911]

They can’t all be gay. then they’d go extinct ?

They could all be gay, as long as they're sensible enough to procreate once in a while ?

 

[YanchaOkami]

The coyotes have something to work on, then. I guess. Ain't it "hip" to be gay nowadays?
For no obvious reasons, surely enough. But people seem to fall for that trap like dominoes in a tower of blocks.

There's always a cute canid / vulpes female awaiting some fun and enjoyable time.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

And where those cute canid/vulpes females are awaiting fun, I'll be there. Probably be easy to pick them up with all the other gay foxes around lol.

 

[son1911]

And where those cute canid/vulpes females are awaiting fun, I'll be there. Probably be easy to pick them up with all the other gay foxes around lol.

Are you planning to to outbreed the gayness in foxes? ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Are you planning to to outbreed the gayness in foxes? ?

Nah no plan, whatever happens happens

 

[son1911]

Nah no plan, whatever happens happens

We should meet then??

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

We should meet then??

Are you a female fox? Lol

 

[son1911]

Are you a female fox? Lol

Nah, but you know, whatever happens happens?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Nah, but you know, whatever happens happens?

I meant whatever happens happens to the foxes that would be my offspring lol.

 

[son1911]

I meant whatever happens happens to the foxes that would be my offspring lol.

Suuuure you did, I know an innuendo when I see one?
You bring the chocolate, I bring the chicken ?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Suuuure you did, I know an innuendo when I see one?
You bring the chocolate, I bring the chicken ?

I might not be able to cook but I'm not that easy, just ask these other doggos lol

 

[son1911]

I might not be able to cook but I'm not that easy, just ask these other doggos lol

I love a challenge?

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

I love a challenge?

I think I'm way beyond a challenge. Pretty sure my doggy wife would agree