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[Daneζ]

But he’s been hitting the gym because he hasn’t been fighting. Man is a unit now.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

My third leg isn't broken!

It helped me win by extending my lead.

 

[Daneζ]

Mines far too average sized to do that

 

[Steven Raccoon]

I trip over mine all the time.

 

[Daneζ]

If I get in really cold water it looks like a baby carrot

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Mine looks like a mushroom cap on top of a wrinkly leather sack.

 

[Daneζ]

That’s… very descriptive ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I got the Clydesdale upgrade for mine! Lol

 

[Daneζ]

I try to tell my girl when she’s in heat no matter how hard she pushes back, there’s no more to go in ?.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Bet it's embarrassing! Hee!hee! Mini me.

 

[Daneζ]

Bet it's embarrassing! Hee!hee! Mini me.

Hmmm, not really. I mean, she orgasms every time so I must be doing something right ?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

I shouldn't be joking about your peen. Mine is only 1 inch long and the circumference of a tuna can. Lol

 

[Daneζ]

I shouldn't be joking about your peen. Mine is only 1 inch long and the circumference of a tuna can. Lol

I want a retractable one. So I can just like put it away when it’s not being used. That’d be so helpful.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

I want a retractable one. So I can just like put it away when it’s not being used. That’d be so helpful.

Especially the nuts. Kick me there all you want!

 

[DarkBull]

Hola

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Adios. Soy el ganador.

 

[Ladyprincess]

That was interesting to read

 

[Steven Raccoon]

What was? The fact that I'm the winner is interesting? Of course, it is!

 

[BetaPackofThree]

That was interesting to read

Made my morning ? yall are hilarious

 

[Daneζ]

Yeeyee

 

[BetaPackofThree]

??? ? "should I hang my head low. Should i bite my tongue" ???

 

[Daneζ]

? ? ️ ?

 

[DarkBull]

hola

 

[BetaPackofThree]

Buenos Diaz

 

[Daneζ]

Oi

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Oy oy! Whu-a chap loik mysalf got-a do to ge' an anzac biscuit around eer'?

(you gotta read it with an Australian accent... ?)

 

[Daneζ]

I’ve never had an Anzac biscuit ?

 

[BetaPackofThree]

? ? noice

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I’ve never had an Anzac biscuit ?

Neither have I. I looked up "Australian Cookies" and it was one of the first things to pop up! Lol

? ? noice

 

[Daneζ]

"Australian Cookies"

It’s considered in Australian to call Anzac biscuits cookies sir!