Why do Scandinavian ships have barcodes painted on the side?Scandium
That's the same material the old man's hip is made out of!Titanium
I got no joke for that one, other than it looks like vandalism.Vanadium
I'm going to sprinkle some manganese in my Mac and cheese. I hear it's the bees knees!Manganese
I tried to iron my shirt, but some how it came out even more wrinkly.Iron
I drove my Chevy Cobalt to the levy, but the levy was dry. I expected cobalt blue waters.cobalt
Plutonium? Don't you mean Russian bathwater? LolPlutonium-238
If only I had a nickle for every time you've posted an element... I'd be rich! Lolnickle
Plutonium? Don't you mean Russian bathwater? Lol
Im saying them in order lolHmm...
I heard a *clink.* I think there is zinc in the sink and it's beginning to stink. Then again, this stink is kind of my kink. That, and pink ink... *wink* ?Zinc
That's the stuff @YanchaOkami is made out of, right?germanium
I hear it works well as a seasoning! ?Arsenic