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Is it weird that I *really* wanna fuck a cow?

I hear people talk about dogs and horses all the time, and everyone agrees cats are sexy, but God I wanna fuck a cow. Cows are so fucking hot and I wanna fuck one so bad. Does anyone else agree? Or is this weird even by zoo norms? Would love to talk about cows and their sexy moos (especially if you have one and live in Australia...)
not at all! I find female cows weirldy sexy too! they seem thick, warm anb very stimulating. I would have an amazing orgasm inside one! thats for sure
 
I lost my virginity to a cow 40 years ago and never stopped having sex with them since……over the years I got intimate with many other species….horses, goats, sheep, llama….but my favourites are still bovines and equines….
One species which actually totally turns me off are canines….never been a dog person…don‘t like their smell, the look of their genitals, etc….dog porn actually grosses me out….
So, now who is the weird one? 😆😆😆
 
up until a few years back i had quit a few cows, as well as pigs. cows are great , they can kinda be a lot like huge dogs. mine were entertaining to say the least, you aint seen nothing as funny as a bunch of cows acting like a bunch of big goofy dogs playing with a big ass yoga ball, hell i dont think ive ever laughed so hard, cows are awesome . they are far smarter than most folks give them credit for, they can be incredibly sweet and caring, i used to enjoy laying out in my pasture at night looking at the stars especially during meteor showers and id always end up having a bunch of them come over to where i was laying and lay around me , kinda gets a bit hard to breathe when you end up with a couple big Holsteins that want to cuddle up with you and decide they want to rest their heads on your chest lol.
so yeah cows are great for far more reasons than sex, which is great by the way and they seem to enjoy it quite a bit as well too so that was always nice . they are sweet, loving companions as well.
😞 *sigh* now i miss my cows🙁
 
Cows go into heat approximately every 21 days. If you have been with them for a while, they are friendly and their vulva is delicious. When they are in heat, their lips usually swell a little and they have a lot of discharge. The truth is that I had a great time with several of them.
 
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