If you think I'm gonna apologize for, or retract what I said, you're *SERIOUSLY* barking up the wrong tree, son. Expect NOTHING BUT hostility to the idea of fence-hopping - regardless of how horny you are - from anybody here who isn't part of the "drooling wanker with dick in hand" brigade.
I'm actually surprised that nobody else has walloped you. Likely, few people have noticed your post - yet. Typically, such a question gets the poster metaphorically skinned alive, then rolled in salt and vinegar. That isn't completely out of the question, even now - Don't be surprised if you take even worse as people start noticing your post.
Tip: *THINK* before you post. The saying "The internet never forgets" is a true one. It also rarely, if ever, forgives.
Yeah, I get that you're all excited that you've found "folks like me". We've *ALL* been there. Some of us figured out real quick to actually *THINK* instead of just throwing our mouth into high-gear and posting whatever comes spewing out. Those who didn't quickly fall by the