stami
BANNED
Of course you're gay, you just don't know it yet!Umm, helloooOOooo, not gay here, I just enjoy being knotted. "It doesn't matter when it'sArcturiancanine, baby!"
Is it a double standard?
- Thread starter swmo1983
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UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
That's the second time you've tossed a direct rape accusation. And it's the last time I'm going to tolerate it.
Floofy, would you please take out the trash? This kid is too stupid to know when he needs to shut the fuck up.
Porky
Citizen of Zooville
Of course you're gay, you just don't know it yet!
stami
BANNED
You are too stupid to understand a joke!
Unfortunately also too stupid to admit a mistake. So our conversation is over!
Bloodwolf
Dumpster Diver
What?
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
The human vagina is slightly acidic, which serves to get rid of many bacterias.
And probably to counteract this the human sperm is slightly alkaline.
Yes, the opposite of what you have read.
Suggestion : take a look in a book about human Anatomy. Yes read a book, not some random writing on the internet, because in those text books the information has been reviewed by several expert.
nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
isn't it just lovely when a very obvious "i came here to stir shit" gets their two pages of attention? how about we leave it at that?
Bloodwolf
Dumpster Diver
You got that completely wrong buddy. And I like both males and females.
Stormurhryssa
Citizen of Zooville
My mule makes it very clear . None of our interactions take place in a enclosed area. If she not intrested she steps away. If she is but not for a certain activity she'll step away and come back until I figure it out. If she completely uninterested then she won't back up at all. There's no halters or restraint. My mare has no intrest and she made that clear 10 years ago and her wishes have been respected this whole time
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Allright 7 posts have been deleted. Iskjavi has been issued a 2 point warning strike and has been banned for 2 weeks for false accusations of rape. Iskjavi's abilities to reply to this thread have been revoked.
Now, please keep this thread on topic.
Thank you.
Now, please keep this thread on topic.
Thank you.
Well. Second post here and it's a "dumpster fire". Sorry. I was genuinely curious. I won't partake in the debate because I tend to dig into citing sources (it's tedious and I'M OCD) and because I'm new. Not my place to piss anyone off. Besides, I've just recently started exploring this and although I have a preference and point of view, it isn't near an absolute must-have thing in my life. Unlike the posters here. Akin to religion and the arguments that go with that. I love my dog. But I love him as a member of my family. Nothing sensual there lol. But I'll be sure to go ahead and bring my next post to dumpster files because I've noticed something disturbing in browsing porn. I'd like some opinions.
That mess had nothing to do with you @swmo1983, you asked a honest question and had your thread derailed by a troll. I love my companions dearly so accusations of raping them is going to upset me and any other like minded Zoo.
Female animals are just as sexual as males, and can be just as demanding. Knowing the signs and body language can be harder with a female than a male mounting everything in sight but it's still there.
Ask away about anything you found questionable while browsing through porn, there's quite a lot of things done in porn that is not tolerated by actual animal lovers.
Female animals are just as sexual as males, and can be just as demanding. Knowing the signs and body language can be harder with a female than a male mounting everything in sight but it's still there.
Ask away about anything you found questionable while browsing through porn, there's quite a lot of things done in porn that is not tolerated by actual animal lovers.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Nah, you did exactly diddly-squat wrong. The twit who hijacked it is the one that screwed the pooch (and not in a "happy zoo way") so don't take it as you being a problem.
Feel free to ask away - there are plenty of folks around here who actually play by some sort of "ethical rules", and have cumulative centuries of experience with dozens or even hundreds of critters of many species to answer from, rather than being knee-jerk know-nothing fools.
I thought Areturian referred to poon-tang? ?Umm, helloooOOooo, not gay here, I just enjoy being knotted. "It doesn't matter when it'sArcturiancanine, baby!"
Porky
Citizen of Zooville
"Arcturian" is the usual sci-fi term for "alien from Arcturus". Rigelians, Arcturians, Vegans (as opposed to vegans). . . .
You got my curiosity. The tongue says salty, not sour and everyone else also screams it's not but being able to easily directly prove such an argument wrong by an actual measurement is rare. Now, what meter do I use...
I was going back to Aliens and the breakfast table conversation. I thought that’s what you were referring to.
Edger_23
Tourist
as the nice people already said, OP had an honest question, and i feel like adding my 50 cents, so here it goes.
zoophilia parts from the notion that humans and animals are similar when sexual needs and pleasure is the topic, women enjoy sex, so its not wild to think that female animals do too, theres that, and there is also the fact that anyone with experience can tell you, a female dog for example, will ask you for sex as long as you are good to her in that regard, i treated my girl like the queen she was, i never did anything she wasnt comfortable with.
zoophilia parts from the notion that humans and animals are similar when sexual needs and pleasure is the topic, women enjoy sex, so its not wild to think that female animals do too, theres that, and there is also the fact that anyone with experience can tell you, a female dog for example, will ask you for sex as long as you are good to her in that regard, i treated my girl like the queen she was, i never did anything she wasnt comfortable with.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
You use a piece of what's called "litmus paper". Dunk it into the substance in question. The paper changes color. Depending on what color it turns, you then compare it to a graduated color scale to tell you "The pH corresponding to this shade is X.Y". Depending on the value of "X.Y", you can then declare the substance to be either "acidic" or "alkaline" (or "base"/"basic" instead of "alkaline" if you're accustomed to using older terminology)
Litmus paper can be had from dozens (Hundreds? Maybe even thousands?) of sources, both online, and brick-n-mortar, for next-to-nothing, pricewise. Enough to dunk in a sperm sample and get a useable result would probably cost you something like a third of a penny, perhaps less - although chances are high that you'd have to buy a full roll (for a buck or so, depending on who you deal with) to actually get it. If you're REALLY hard up for cash, you can make a substitute that will be only slightly less accurate than commercially-prepared litmus paper from purple cabbage juice. More pain in the rump to prepare, and less convenient to use, but it'll give the same (or close enough for the difference not to matter unless you're looking for accuracy out to more than 3-4 decimal places) result.
Nydess
Tourist
@Mare Lover 1975 you sound like you know a lot about mares and understand them a lot so im glad i came in here as you sound like you know about this
im not out for sex, i just want help understanding or learning or confirming the mares dont suffer as its a really personal thing to me there safe and happy you know?
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Does your garage fall down if you put your kid's trike in it?
That's *APPROXIMATELY* the size relationship between even the largest human cock and a mare's vagina...
If it weren't for the muscular control they have, a man fucking a mare would be a lot like (to borrow a very apt phrase from Stewie of "Family Guy" fame) "throwing a hotdog down a hallway", even if you were John Holmes.
You have to keep in mind that a mare is built to handle having anywhere from 1.5 to 3 feet of thick-as-your-forearm stallion-dong being shoved into her at a single stroke, with literally half a ton (or more, depending on breed) of force behind it. Do you honestly think that 4-7 inches of inch-and-a-half thick man-cock is going to bother her beyond the "Hey! Don't touch me there! It's annoying!" level?
The risk of injury - or even discomfort - to her is so ridiculously low that even bothering to try to quantify it is pretty much the definition of "an exercise in futility".
Nydess
Tourist
yeah i figured, theres just a lot of self gaslighting and excessive concern that remains you know?
especaly since shes still able to come from it
Results: inconclusive
Conclusions: black tea is a terrible ph meter.
Didn't want to bother to go out
But looks like I will have to if I want to do it for real.Also, I later added lemon too, so it really is a terrible meter. Maybe I have some weird tea.
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Animallover
Citizen of Zooville
Well that depends on how good your garage is if you put a trike into it, I mean if it's shitty and falling down already just raising the door may cause it to collapse. Lol surprisingly I've actually found that it seems mares enjoy human size cocks over stallions.
I mean for my paint mare she enjoys having something rub against the what I would consider a bone that is about 2 in inside of her vagina or she really likes having her clit sucked on. As for my other marr she doesn't even like to be played with and that was her choice.
When people that's been around them enough they will know the signs whether a horse will want it or not.
caikgoch
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
As I said above, there's some special skills needed to have satisfying sex with a half ton or larger partner. First, you need to fully understand each other. Climbing over their butt is the primary attack route for many predators so she needs to be confident and trusting in your intentions.
Second, you both need to be sexually desirable to each other. She won't open up or get wet and you won't get hard without that step. That means foreplay in Equine terms which has commonalities with human style but also Equine specifics.
Then you need to know where to stimulate. All of the same parts are there but with some differences. For example, her clit may be larger than your cock and can be projected by muscular contraction when she is excited. She has a G-spot but your cock will need help to hit it unless she is a very small mini.
But talk about an ego boost? With a little education and practice you can be able to literally say "I'm hung like a horse. I know because I just gave a mare a mind blowing orgasm."
The only one who is likely to suffer is the man from her forcibly backing him into solid objects either during the act or asking for sex, smaller mares stepping on toes while pushing backwards ect.
As others have said mares are meant to be bred by far larger equipment than we can ever dream of possessing, even a miniature mare is capable of taking a foot long dong with ease, so no they very much are not going to suffer from having sex with humans, quite the opposite with a knowledgeable and caring partner.
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