Wasbitchpolly
Prized Citizen of ZV
Nah he was busy wanking to pornand you still fucked him, didn't you? you weirdo!1!1!1!
Nah he was busy wanking to pornand you still fucked him, didn't you? you weirdo!1!1!1!
Now that’s a cockHow about 16 inches?View attachment 157793
Nah, THIS is a cock:Now that’s a cock ❤
Ahh I’m so sorry , I wasn’t brought up in the countryside therefore I’m a little naive about what is and isn’t a cockNah, THIS is a cock:
(Sorry... had to. Call it a weakness. )
You poor, poor, deprived creature... We're gonna hafta do something about your lack of real-world experience, ain't we?Ahh I’m so sorry , I wasn’t brought up in the countryside therefore I’m a little naive about what is and isn’t a cock
that probably explains why I find feathers in my knickers from time to time
Oh have you ditched floofie or didn’t the maids costume fit him ? I think you’d look quite fetching in fish net stockings and a pinnyYou poor, poor, deprived creature... We're gonna hafta do something about your lack of real-world experience, ain't we?
Be at my place tonight at 8, sharp, and we'll start your education the right way... <rubs hands and chuckles like the bad guy in a Scooby Doo episode>
(French Maid outfit optional)
Well, it FIT, but it wasn't... Well, let's just say "flattering" with his figure. Kinda like putting it on a 2x6 plank. Didn't look *BAD*, per se, but it sure wasn't very impressive, if ya catch my drift.Oh have you ditched floofie or didn’t the maids costume fit him ? I think you’d look quite fetching in fish net stockings and a pinny
Yeah I get what you mean about the beard and toenails but that’s a man thing isn’t it but I’m a dab hand at manicures and I could put a nice pattern on them with nail varnish , even the Stars and Stripes if your feeling patrioticWell, it FIT, but it wasn't... Well, let's just say "flattering" with his figure. Kinda like putting it on a 2x6 plank. Didn't look *BAD*, per se, but it sure wasn't very impressive, if ya catch my drift.
I have a problem with fishnets - my toenails get hung up in 'em when I try to put 'em on. Just basically ruins the whole look, y'know? A pinafore MIGHT work, but I think the beard would probably clash a bit.
Yeah I get what you mean about the beard and toenails but that’s a man thing isn’t it but I’m a dab hand at manicures and I could put a nice pattern on them with nail varnish , even the Stars and Stripes if your feeling patriotic
Pics or it didn't happenOh, you fiend! Make me an offer I can't refuse, why don't you?
To protect site members sensibilities it has been decided to destroy the photographic evidencePics or it didn't happen
Exactly - I don't wanna be up on charges for peddling THAT kind of filth... (And I'll be damned if I'm gonna foot the bill for those whose eyeballs would be scorched!)To protect site members sensibilities it has been decided to destroy the photographic evidence
That is some sad shit right there.Nah he was busy wanking to porn
Oh and don’t worry about that other thing you mentioned, it happens to a lot of men and it’s usually temporaryOh, you fiend! Make me an offer I can't refuse, why don't you?
So you're saying my vision will come back? What a relief...Oh and don’t worry about that other thing you mentioned, it happens to a lot of men and it’s usually temporary
Ah sorry yes I forgot vision was the code word for that....er other problem but don’t worry my lips are sealed...unless I’m...well that’s another thingSo you're saying my vision will come back? What a relief...
Awwww.... did I look that bad?? I thought I made for a pretty pretty girl? Just toss my heart in a food processor, will ya!Well, it FIT, but it wasn't... Well, let's just say "flattering" with his figure. Kinda like putting it on a 2x6 plank. Didn't look *BAD*, per se, but it sure wasn't very impressive, if ya catch my drift.
I have a problem with fishnets - my toenails get hung up in 'em when I try to put 'em on. Just basically ruins the whole look, y'know? A pinafore MIGHT work, but I think the beard would probably clash a bit.
Your wish is granted. Priapulida, also know as penis worms, include species with lengths from about 0.1 inch to 15 inches and can get pretty thick. There is a size for everyone. Apparently you can buy them on fish markets in certain parts of the world.They give me the heebie jeebies but if there’s any worms around 7 to 8 inches long and about 5 inch circumference.......?
Err many thanks for the research but ive changed my mind after seeing them ?Your wish is granted. Priapulida, also know as penis worms, include species with lengths from about 0.1 inch to 15 inches and can get pretty thick. There is a size for everyone. Apparently you can buy them on fish markets in certain parts of the world.
Thanks to 사랑 for the attached photo of some of these worms.
It's OK, Floofy - We know ya can't help what you're born asAwwww.... did I look that bad?? I thought I made for a pretty pretty girl? Just toss my heart in a food processor, will ya!
I’d pay large sums of money to see the videoAwwww.... did I look that bad?? I thought I made for a pretty pretty girl? Just toss my heart in a food processor, will ya!
We're waiting for the hype to drive the price higher... "We will release no video before it's ripe".I’d pay large sums of money to see the video
Your wish is granted. Priapulida, also know as penis worms, include species with lengths from about 0.1 inch to 15 inches and can get pretty thick. There is a size for everyone. Apparently you can buy them on fish markets in certain parts of the world.
Thanks to 사랑 for the attached photo of some of these worms.
The acidity would allow of your avidity....Any living worm introduced into your bladder will die from the Brine. Even a marine worm such as these. Do keep us updated....as someone who is kinda into urethral play, the thought of a worm crawling down inside my cock is interesting. though, for fear of infection, or god forbid losing the worm and going into my bladder, i haven't attempted such an act.
but insects and what not in general? nah, can't say im sexual attracted to them.
Good grief. I never call someone else's fetish weird, but there IS a line, over which when crossed...In zoo porn sites, you often see videos involving maggots and worms. But in the years I’ve been active in the community, I’ve never met anyone that’s into Thoughts?
Ya know...If those happened to be Torero Worms....That bladder MIGHT spring a plank or two...?<AOL Mode>
ME TOO
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