Hey, why argue, there is a way for you to shut me up and prove that I am wrong forever with no way out for me:
Falsification
en.wikipedia.org
Conveniently, our zero and alternative hypotheses are already phrased perfectly for that. All you have to do is fly to Germany, go to the police, tell them you had sex with animals within their jurisdiction. And then get the permission slip or certificate or whatever by of course also showing them that you did/do it in a "good" way, not the "bad" way. Or be told that there isn't a law in the first place. Then just take a copy of the protocol they will write of this talk with you. Or however you imagine this works exactly, that there is no law or that you get permission slips. Then just post that here, and I am undeniably proven to be wrong in saying we did get a law, and it effectively made all intercourse with animals illegal. So outing oneself would be dumb.
As I expect you will not do this, because the flight is expensive, takes too long, you don't have time for this etc....:
Here is the sceptic's way to address that problem -
I am hereby establishing a cash price of 100 USD (mailed in cash to any terrestrial address of your choice, so do your fav. animal rescue some good) to the first poster below, who can find a news article in which someone is acquitted because of TogglesHappyZoo's alleged option or nonexistence of that law - 2011 German animal protection law (relevant passage is btw Tierschutzgesetz of 2011 §3 sentence 13). Here are some reasonable rules for the price:
- Must be a third party news outlet (not someone's blog....)
- Must mention within it was officially found (court decision says so, police saw it etc...) somehad had sex with an animal
- Must mention said someone was acquitted by the judge and / or obtained some kind of official permission that "this kind of sex" was ok, because either the law doesn't exist, or provides an option to have "allowed sex" with an animal.
Nine years must be handily enough so that someone obtained permission since then.
But please no bystander try to provoke generating this on purpose, ok? Be smart. The same justice system which allegedly allows zoos for some reason doesn't accredit Zeta-verein in Germany, and they usually just rubber-stamp accredation for every club. Why do you think that is?
Now good luck hunting for such news, there's 100 sexy bucks waiting for you / your riding team / whatever
And until toggles shows his German permission slip, or we find such news, I suggest not to out oneself or similar to 'further the cause'.