If YOU were designing a Dildo

[Erja]

In a plain truck

Than i better hurry, i wanne surprise the misses under the X-mas tree

 

[Erja]

Dildo with a nibble

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Does that come with a screwdriver

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Than i better hurry, i wanne surprise the misses under the X-mas tree

it will have to be a big fucking tree

 

[Erja]

Does that come with a screwdriver

They deliver a chair with it instead

 

[Erja]

it will have to be a big fucking tree

it IS the fucking tree

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

They deliver a chair with it instead

Jesus I’m sure that’s my ex

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Do they deliver in a plain box?

Not sure, but when yer Dildo requires wheels to move it.... Just Say'n...

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Not sure, but when yer Dildo requires wheels to move it.... Just Say'n...

Wheels !!! I think it needs more than that

 

[Erja]

Wheels !!! I think it needs more than that

Just tighten your muscles and dont drop it

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

better still, how do you get it into the house?
lol

 

[CritterFunatic]

Okay, this is a "Free for all" type question.
it can be a Real design thought, a funny design thought, a Bet ya can't kinda design, really any silly notion that comes to mind.

If silly notions are okay... In my early childhood, before I liked milk and wasted any thought on where it was coming from, I kinda pictured cows as having a large scrotum (udder) with four penises sticking out (the teats). Based on that idea, how about a cow teat dildo?

 

[StallionLovingCatgirl]

it will have to be a big fucking tree

it IS the fucking tree

Related?

 

[CritterFunatic]

Related?

http://www.rangarig.net/gall/2018/A/RNG_xxxmas20yearsanniversary_1080p.mp4

comes to mind...

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Fine, A Hyundai Sonata. (lol)

 

[Davenchurch]

for some odd reason this morning I woke with a really ridiculous Idea, and "Invader Zim" Dildo.
I don't have any Idea where or why this came to mind. Hell I've not seen an Invader Zip episode in ages.

An IZ themed dildo where it's just a silicone figure of one of the Almighty Tallest is making me laugh harder than necessary

 

[KerryKaverga]

A life-sized blue whale dildo, idk how big It is but probably enough to be impossible to use

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

A life-sized blue whale dildo, idk how big It is but probably enough to be impossible to use

Ta-Da!