If you had to pick one....................which one would you pick?

[colinmilo]

Outdoors! We all spend too long indoors, outdoors has fresh air and the sounds of birds chirping!

❄?Cold weather or hot weather??

 

[wishboner]

Cold weather! I think it's a lot easier to get warm than cool I've ridden my motorcycle at -15F for over 100miles.

Mountains or Beach?

 

[colinmilo]

Beaches! Living somewhere tropical where you could find wild dolphins.

Doing something that makes you feel happy,
-or-
doing something that makes someone else happy?

 

[LustyGSD]

Me. (unless it's sexual, I prefer to be the pleasure giver)

Smoked or unsmoked bacon?

 

[PurpleLegs]

Smoked.

If you had to take a mentos + soda fountain up the butt, would you choose to use a condom or not?

 

[theobuddyboi]

Condom, easier clean up.

Get audited by the IRS or 3 random people you know find your profile on here?

 

[coilme2]

Get audited...

We have all the songs we have now, but they are all sung by Bulldog, or we have every singer we have now, but all they sing are Bulldog songs.

 

[PurpleLegs]

Having bulldog sing all the songs would at least mean infinitely greater variety

Chicken nuggets and fries with buffalo ranch? or spicy tomato basil sauce

 

[PurpleLegs]

For anyone wondering, the nuggets are mandatory, the only choice is the sauce

 

[dogandponyshow]

Spicy tomato basil sauce sounds sooooooooooo good.

Weed or shrooms?

 

[AtomicCookie]

Weed. Psychedelics are a bit much.

To give, receive, or have an hour long orgasm?

 

[wishboner]

Weed. Psychedelics are a bit much.

To give, receive, or have an hour long orgasm?

To give an hour-long orgasm, of course...

Sleep or Sex?

 

[PMMeYourHorsesPussy]

To give an hour-long orgasm, of course...

Sleep or Sex?

Sex, definitely! The amount of times I've just wanted to stay awake all night playing around...

Sex with a talking animal, or non-verbal animal?

 

[dogandponyshow]

Sex, definitely! The amount of times I've just wanted to stay awake all night playing around...

Sex with a talking animal, or non-verbal animal?

talking animal for sure

dancing at the club or reading at the library?

 

[ilovespaniel]

spaniel for sure

 

[carnotic]

Library for me


Sex in the morning or sex in the evening?

 

[animalcummies]

Sex in the evening for sure

Three 12 hour shifts or five 8 hour shifts?

 

[carnotic]

3 x 12 hands down. So much more useable days off.

Would you rather sleep in or go to bed early?

 

[dogandponyshow]

Sleep in!!! Fuck morning.

Giving or receiving head?

 

[thil28]

receive… though I like giving head too.

Creampies inside or no creampies?

 

[FunLuvs007]

Top Gear!
Toilet-paper orientation.
Overhand? or Underhand?

 

[KnottyBitch69]

receive… though I like giving head too.

Creampies inside or no creampies?

Creampies insides please. ?


Would you rather it be possible to breed with beasts or not have to worry about babies like normal?

 

[Deleted member 283175]

Creampies insides please. ?


Would you rather it be possible to breed with beasts or not have to worry about babies like normal?

I don’t want puppy-people in my life, so no breeding, thanks.

Erect ears, or floppy ears?

 

[CamoCowboy]

Erect.


Sporting dog or working dog?

 

[shockwave1138]

Working dog


Pineapple pizza or anchovy pizza

 

[carnotic]

Pineapple hands down. Anchovies are gross.

Do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon?

 

[PMMeYourHorsesPussy]

Big spoon, I like wrapping my leg around my partner ♥

(For a man) Would you rather masturbate and get to press your cock into an animal right as you start to cum, or have sex with an animal but have to pull out when you start to cum?

 

[darkwolf2k6]

That's a tough one. At the moment, I think I'd rather have sex and pull out, even though I think pulling out of an animal is a silly thing to do.

Red vines or Twizzlers?

 

[Fit2BTied]

Red vines!

Movie theater or big-screen TV at home?

 

[PickleRock]

Big TV at home.

Pizza or chocolate?