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If you could swap your genitals for those of an animal would you and what kind?

If you could swap your genitals for those of an animal would you and what kind

  • canine

    Votes: 106 57.9%

  • feline

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • equine

    Votes: 52 28.4%

  • other (explain below)

    Votes: 15 8.2%

  • no

    Votes: 9 4.9%
  • Total voters
    183
For me the choice is obvious, a horse's penis and testicles as if I were making love to a mare. For a cow, I would also choose a horse's cock, not a bull's cock. And if it were to be a bitch, I would choose a dog's tool (I wonder what it would be like - it would connect with the bitch like dogs do, even if I wanted to take it out myself, I would have to wait until I will drain it all the way and all the pumped blood will come out of it).
 
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No, mine will work just fine whenever I can finally get me a female GSD, and that is what I want to use them with (if you catch my drift). On top of that, I would want to be fully human while doing it, instead of a human with animal genitalia. And I prefer the though of a human with human genitalia going inside a dog over a human with dog genitalia going inside a dog. I love thinking about how humans are able to fit in dogs.
 
humananimal said:
I read this as you don’t believe any men would want a woman with a horse’s pussy!
But I am sure many men indeed would. Not only see but feel her wink ?
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Umm yeah, I’d LOVE to try a mare myself but logistically almost impossible, I mean as a butt guy they are stunning creatures. This instinct among human women would be incredible?
 
humananimal said:
I read this as you don’t believe any men would want a woman with a horse’s pussy!
But I am sure many men indeed would. Not only see but feel her wink ?
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I know that not every guy would want his woman to have a horse pussy. because I didn't care about her appearance, but about what she can do: blink and squeeze her muscles inside like no other woman can. although I would like to try such a mix if possible.
 
Oooh, equine cock and balls for me; ideally on an "on demand" basis. And with the option to size on demand as well. Being able to run around with something on the smaller end would be amazeballs :D
 
Well, provided it could be turned on and off, definitely a dog cock. I have someone I wouldn't mind knotting ?
 
MisterMarshall _ said:
Based, but also slightly gay
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and ultimately pretty disappointing apparently.. from what i've read from folk who can "self-service", it feels like sucking a dick not that much like getting sucked. sort of like giving yourself a massage... not that nice.

not saying i wouldn't if i could tho...
 
Can't lie I'm happy with my current human cock but if I had to choose... Probably a big doggy dick!

That being said if I had the option I'd probably get boar balls instead because I find the idea of cumming so much really hot!
 
I haven’t read the responses here but my answer was no. I am no expert but according to the experts dolphins are one of a very few animals other than humans that have sex for pleasure.
 
It would be difficult for any human male to hide your erection, once aroused, whatever one you pick. (Would still like to swap though & try). LOL
 
I chose "other", but I would either want equine genitalia, or I keep the human penis, but have the lemon shaped testicles that most hooved animals have.
 
A dragons slit.

internal cock until you get aroused, but also can be penetrated as well
 
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