If you could have sex with any imaginary animal or creature...

[DogeLovingBitchBoy]

tbh I'd love for the wolves and a centaur from Narnia to have their way with me

 

[BigXXFoxx]

I saw a low-budget comedy movie few years ago about a guy who falls in love with Bigfoot. I can't remember it too clearly...I think it began as some kind of fraternity hazing in the woods. Bigfoot comes along and rapes a guy, but he enjoys it. Taking a liking to the guy, Bigfoot drags him off into the woods. The guy has an epiphany and realizes that he's gay...gay for Bigfoot, and they have a love affair. I forget what all the other characters were up to, but there was other stuff going on, too.

The movie was thoroughly amateurish and low-quality in every was, but it was kinda funny if you could accept it for what it was.

Yeti: A Love Story, released by Troma Films. That says all you need to know.

 

[DominateMeDoggy]

A female demon or succubus. I don't know why but I seem to be a magnet for hot women who are borderline sociopaths, so I guess that has something to do with it. It is part of the reason why I avoid relationships like the bubonic plague.

Hot girl: "High you're really cute and you are so witty." *giggles and bats her eyes as she twirls her hair around her finger* "Buy me a drink."
Me: Could she be the one?
Goes back to my place. She fucks like a savage animal and she literally roars like a tiger during orgasm as she straddles me in the cowgirl position.

Three weeks later
Shows up at my house with a kitchen knife.
Her: "Why didn't you return my call last night?!"
Me: Oh God, she's psychotic. Not again.


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There's a badass coloring book I found on amazon and it's of female demons/succubus killing men brutally in different ways ? sent it to my ex in jail cause he got locked up while I was pregnant. Figured it would get my point across lol

 

[DominateMeDoggy]

Ill take a unicorn or pegases please, but not the my little pony kind the real kind. Well as real as a mythological creature can be.

Like Legend real? Lol

 

[WhaleSong]

Yeti: A Love Story, released by Troma Films. That says all you need to know.

Thanks. I couldn't remember the name of it and my attempts to look it up were unsuccessful.

 

[FordLannock]

The "Perfect" Woman!

 

[Labraguy5]

It has to be Dingodile from Crash Bandicoot, I just hope there's a canine cock under there ?

 

[pes]

A specific white feathered, wingless dragon species that I made up.

 

[Mike The Dog]

A satyr, except half boar.

 

[Karteil]

It has to be Dingodile from Crash Bandicoot, I just hope there's a canine cock under there ?
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It's really hot!

 

[horsesarehot]

Unicorn ? Cause horsies

 

[FatBitchPussy]

Minotaur

 

[Disanima]

It has to be Dingodile from Crash Bandicoot, I just hope there's a canine cock under there ?
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Yay, my favourite character from the crash bandicoot saga (well, I also like tiny tiger).
I bet for the canine cock, his hindpaws are not the ones of a crocodile ?
Lol, if I had to add also games or anime characters my list would be reaaaaally long xD

 

[Gaybro24]

My profile picture, or any masculine male furry lol

 

[Labraguy5]

Yay, my favourite character from the crash bandicoot saga (well, I also like tiny tiger).
I bet for the canine cock, his hindpaws are not the ones of a crocodile ?
Lol, if I had to add also games or anime characters my list would be reaaaaally long xD

I'm pretty certain it's just his tail and teeth which are crocodile ?
Second favorite for me would be Ripper Roo with that huge sloppy tongue

 

[Gaybro24]

Let me have them both ?

 

[Disanima]

I'm pretty certain it's just his tail and teeth which are crocodile ?

Mmmh... I'm more of the idea that the whole snout is the one of a crocodile, but crocodiles can be sexy too xD

Second favorite for me would be Ripper Roo with that huge sloppy tongue

As I said, for me it would be Tiny, but I guess Ripper Roo would give you one of the best french kissing session of your life ?

 

[Disanima]

It has to be Dingodile from Crash Bandicoot, I just hope there's a canine cock under there ?
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You know? Talking about dingodile made me curious. I'd like to hear other opinions about him. If you don't mind I'll use the pic you posted as an example to open a poll xD

 

[qqq]

IWTCIRD

 

[onetheonly]

For me it would be a feral dragon of actually possible size, even better if they lay eggs through thier cocks.

mid that’s not it, then a gryphon. Knotted, slight barbs, and long.

 

[Austral]

IWTCIRD

I Want To Cum In Rainbow Dash Too
Also give me some Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer

 

[potatoyomo]

I would love to be with a centaur so he can hold me

 

[AmantePerro]

That kitsune who is sometimes depicted as growing to the size of a Kodiak bear. And I hope she has a strong scent.

 

[steamer]

Definitely a female Sasquatch!

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Centaurides, hands down. Everything about them is just...overwhelmingly sexy AF.

 

[DreamerZoo]

The creature from the movie The Untamed.

Any more of this?

 

[TaintedPetXoX]

Arcanine from Pokemon instantly comes to mind

 

[Pillar]

Arcanine from Pokemon instantly comes to mind

That would actually be kind of hot ?

 

[SouthEastDude]

Slenderman, obviously. I mean, he is a creature. And those tentacle arms could do some amazing stuff lmao.

 

[TaintedPetXoX]

Slenderman, obviously. I mean, he is a creature. And those tentacle arms could do some amazing stuff lmao.

I was thinking about that too with the tentacles they'd do some damage x