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I'd like to see how the dog's sperm behaves when it meets my ovaries under a microscope.

UR20Z said:
Nah, thanks. Boars aren't of any sexual interest to me. I have, however, eaten pork chops, ham, and sausage from a sow I've fucked. Tasted just fine to me. Any further questions, soy-boy?
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You ARE fucking DEPRAVED!!
May karma take notice.
 
so, "random ravings of probably a vegan"? i should've guessed...
Buster2020 said:
Unless you've ever gone on an expedition or crashed in the Andes, you don't know what human flesh tastes like. Strangely, this question has creeped into the minds of normal people more often than is comfortable, so why not answer it once and for all.

If you truly need to know what your best friend, grade school teacher or next door neighbour tastes like, there is no better person to ask than someone who has the experience. A few cannibals throughout history and a British TV host know exactly what human flesh tastes and smells like when it's cooked. So, let's find out what they've said.


Filet Mignon

There is no modern cannibal - arguably - as notorious as Jeffrey Dahmer. He killed nearly 20 people, mostly young boys, and often cooked and ate their flesh so they could "become a part" of him. He was eventually beaten to death in prison by a guy who thought of himself as Jesus, but before he left Earth, Dahmer had hours worth of testimony and interview footage describing the murders and his appetite.

Dahmer described the taste of human flesh as similar to a cut of beef called filet mignon. Filet mignon is cut from the area around a cow's spine and is often described as tender, juicy and delicious. Dahmer admitted to using a meat tenderizer to make his victims more tender, before cooking and seasoning them with salt and pepper.


Beef And Veal

An author named William Seabrook visited an African cannibal tribe in 1931 and admitted to trying human meat during his expedition. In his book, Jungle Ways, Seabrook described human flesh as tasting like veal, which is young cow meat.

An Egyptian model named Omaima Nelson killed her husband and ate him in 1991. She described the taste of his flesh as very sweet and tender, similar to what you would find in a restaurant. Some meat-lovers often describe veal and some game meats as sweet, but it's unclear what kind of meat Nelson thought her husband tasted most like.

A man named Dorangel Vargas hunted and ate people in the Andes during the 1990s. He used their meet in stew which he allegedly described as very similar to beef stew.


Lamb/Mutton

In 2014, a Norwegian man underwent hip replacement surgery and was allowed to take home his own body part, where he cooked and ate it. His name was Alexander Selvik Wengshoel and he described the taste of his own meat as similar to wild sheep.


Pork

The most common description of human flesh usually ends up somewhere close to pork. A bit salty, sometimes sweet and not too gamey.

Armin Weiwes, the infamous internet cannibal from 2002, posted on a dating website seeking a man to eat. He eventually found a victim and described his flesh as similar to pork, but slightly more bitter.

In 1822, Alexander Pearce escaped from an Irish prison along with seven other killers and thieves. Eventually Pearce butchered his fellow convicts and dined on one or two of them. He described them as "better than pork". To this day, no one really knows if Pearce was telling the truth about his forays into cannibalism.

A man named Arthur Shawcross killed a young boy and girl in 1972. In prison, he bragged about eating human meat while in Vietnam, as well as eating the meat of his two victims. He compared the taste of overcooked human meat to the burnt end of a pork roast.

In the book Keep The River On Your Right, author Tobias Schneebaum describes his experience in the jungles of Peru with a cannibal tribe. Reluctantly tasting some undercooked human flesh, Schneebaum described it as "a little bit" like pork.

Just last year, a British show called BritLab's The Secret Of Everything sent one of its hosts to have a piece of his thigh removed so it could be cooked. Since cannibalism is illegal in Britain, the host's meat could only be cooked and smelled for specific aromas. The smell of his cooked flesh was described as somewhere between lamb and pork.


So, there you have it. Pork seems to be the most commonly described meat when it comes to comparing the taste of human flesh. Enjoy your next trip to the supermarket.
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this little article you copy pasted is the one i found and if you actually take the time to read it all (you know, more than just the tittle or the bold parts?) you can clearly see no one said "it's exactly like pork" (the bullshit you tried to peddle) "somewhere close to pork", burnt end of pork, pork but sweet, pork but salty, pork but bitter or smells of pork (?) is not pork, it's like saying "oranges are pork too. pork but more orange-y" or a dumb word-play. it's just a very lame attempt of the author to pin it all under "it's pork ya'll" even more lamely used by you in an attempt to do a little "next time you have pork chops you are basically eating a human"
 
nekdoneco123 said:
so, "random ravings of probably a vegan"? i should've guessed...

this little article you copy pasted is the one i found and if you actually take the time to read it all (you know, more than just the tittle or the bold parts?) you can clearly see no one said "it's exactly like pork" (the bullshit you tried to peddle) "somewhere close to pork", burnt end of pork, pork but sweet, pork but salty, pork but bitter or smells of pork (?) is not pork, it's like saying "oranges are pork too. pork but more orange-y" or a dumb word-play. it's just a very lame attempt of the author to pin it all under "it's pork ya'll" even more lamely used by you in an attempt to do a little "next time you have pork chops you are basically eating a human"
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Semantics. Do you eat everything you fuck?
 
Buster2020 said:
You ARE fucking DEPRAVED!!
May karma take notice.
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So long as you don't try to run over my dogma with your karma, it's all good. Oh, and if I had a nickel for every time some wannabe veggie-crusader has called me depraved, I wouldn't need to be pondering the question of how to invest my retirement money. Interestingly enough, none of THEM has managed to do more than amuse me with their imbecilic "meat is murder" crap either. Compared to some of them, you're a total joke. Unfortunately, it's a very BAD joke. I'd strongly suggest you work on your technique a bit before you put yourself out front as an advocate for the lifestyle - As you are, anybody with enough brain cells to rub together and trigger a thought will be ignoring you in droves.
 
UR20Z said:
I have, however, eaten pork chops, ham, and sausage from a sow I've fucked. Tasted just fine to me. Any further questions [...]?
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Have you ever felt like you did something wrong there?
 
UR20Z said:
So long as you don't try to run over my dogma with your karma, it's all good. Oh, and if I had a nickel for every time some wannabe veggie-crusader has called me depraved, I wouldn't need to be pondering the question of how to invest my retirement money. Interestingly enough, none of THEM has managed to do more than amuse me with their imbecilic "meat is murder" crap either. Compared to some of them, you're a total joke. Unfortunately, it's a very BAD joke. I'd strongly suggest you work on your technique a bit before you put yourself out front as an advocate for the lifestyle - As you are, anybody with enough brain cells to rub together and trigger a thought will be ignoring you in droves.
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Great performance.....now take a bow Meathead.
Why aren't you ignoring me then? Ahhhhhh....you must not have enough brain cells then!!
By the way.....I don't think Geddy and Alex appreciate you copping the Rush icon for use on here.....more than a strong hunch I have.
 
Tailo said:
Have you ever felt like you did something wrong there?
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Nope. Not even a little.

I've said it somewhere else on here, though I can't be bothered to go chase it up right now: The gist is "fuck" and "food" are, to me, exactly like "water for drinking" and "water for bathing in" - In both cases, they may be the same thing at different times. Have I eaten horse (my primary love interest)? Yes. Not one I've had sex with, and chances are, never will, since I discovered that I simply don't like either the taste or texture, and probably won't even make the attempt to eat it again unless I find myself in a "Full Mad Max" level SHTF societal meltdown, survive any way you can type scenario. Ditto dog. Cow, of course, is prime eatin', but I have yet to meet a cow that's more to me than a "Hey, baby, wanna get it on? You're down with it? Cool!" fuck-buddy.

So if what you're actually trying to ask is "am I conflicted because I've eaten something I've fucked", the answer is "not even a little bit", and I can't come up with a way to talk myself into feeling even slightly bad about the fact that I have.

According to at least one, that means I'm "depraved", but I think you've probably seen how much concern I feel about that one's opinion.
 
Buster2020 said:
Great performance.....now take a bow Meathead.
Why aren't you ignoring me then? Ahhhhhh....you must not have enough brain cells then!!
By the way.....I don't think Geddy and Alex appreciate you copping the Rush icon for use on here.....more than a strong hunch I have.
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I think we've established how much concern I have for what you think. As for not ignoring you, when you cease being amusing, that will kick in. So far, you've at least got "poke it, then stand back and point-n-laugh as it does its dance again" entertainment value. Not sure how much longer that will be true, but... <shrug> "Enjoy the fun stuff while it lasts" was advice my grandfather gave me years ago, and I've always found it to be, if not actively GOOD, at least not bad, either.
 
UR20Z said:
I think we've established how much concern I have for what you think. As for not ignoring you, when you cease being amusing, that will kick in. So far, you've at least got "poke it, then stand back and point-n-laugh as it does its dance again" entertainment value. Not sure how much longer that will be true, but... <shrug> "Enjoy the fun stuff while it lasts" was advice my grandfather gave me years ago, and I've always found it to be, if not actively GOOD, at least not bad, either.
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So we've established....you don't have much brain matter.....and seeing what's left seems to be short circuiting.
You're a therapists dream!!!
 
Buster2020 said:
I have a 2 in my family....they share their experiences.
You fit the bill....perfectly!!
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<heheheheh> That's amusing. So you've learned it by osmosis, I presume? At least, I'm reading what you posted as being intended to say you've got two head-peepers in your family. So who issued your diploma, and which state gave you a license to practice?

Q: How do you tell a witch doctor from a psychologist from a psychiatrist?
A:
The witch doctor has a bone through his nose, a hairdo that includes any or all of mud, feathers, and/or small animal bones, jumps around wildly, spouting copious amounts of gibberish whilst waving around a dead chicken, and usually works out of a mud hut. The psychologist usually has a cardigan, spouts just about the same gibberish as the witch doctor, but doesn't usually bother with the chicken or mud-based hairdo, has a holier-than-thou 'tude, and works out of a medium-plush office. The psychiatrist is almost impossible to tell from the psychologist without looking closely to see if he's got a prescription pad.
 
UR20Z said:
<heheheheh> That's amusing. So you've learned it by osmosis, I presume? At least, I'm reading what you posted as being intended to say you've got two head-peepers in your family. So who issued your diploma, and which state gave you a license to practice?

Q: How do you tell a witch doctor from a psychologist from a psychiatrist?
A:
The witch doctor has a bone through his nose, a hairdo that includes any or all of mud, feathers, and/or small animal bones, jumps around wildly, spouting copious amounts of gibberish whilst waving around a dead chicken, and usually works out of a mud hut. The psychologist usually has a cardigan, spouts just about the same gibberish as the witch doctor, but doesn't usually bother with the chicken or mud-based hairdo, has a holier-than-thou 'tude, and works out of a medium-plush office. The psychiatrist is almost impossible to tell from the psychologist without looking closely to see if he's got a prescription pad.
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Didn't seem that funny....typical stereotypes of each....I was expecting a better punchline.
School of Life.....it taught me and continues to teach me well.
 
Buster2020 said:
If facts bore you.....well....your a poor student. Back to wanking in your parent's basement.
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the thing is, you never presented any facts (you did quote one article going against your "facts" tho). that's what's boring about your little "lectures"
just because you call something fact doesn't make it one
you feeling the need to add pseudo-insults at the end of pretty much all your replies only proves my point. point being, you have nothing.
 
marica20 said:
I was wondering instead if to insert the cell of a bitch inside the uterus of a girl what could happen ..
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Beautiful to imagine but impossible in practice. The set of ovules already fertilized by a female dog would be unavoidably rejected by the defense system of the human female body. It would never be implanted.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
the thing is, you never presented any facts (you did quote one article going against your "facts" tho). that's what's boring about your little "lectures"
just because you call something fact doesn't make it one
you feeling the need to add pseudo-insults at the end of pretty much all your replies only proves my point. point being, you have nothing.
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You're not only a poor student.....you're damn lazy too!! Google it! Plenty of articles out there!
As for insults.....you threw the first volley....I just threw it back.
 
Buster2020 said:
A quick note about that.....every cannibal says that human flesh tastes exactly like pig flesh. Keep that in mind when you eat murdered pig.
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EVERY cannibal? You talked to ALL of them? Together, or did you have to hunt them down singly? Is that guy who ate Michael Rockefeller still kicking around in New Guinea?....and did the Family get Mike's skull back yet?

Reality Check, pardner. Cannibalism as a practice is a ritual response to the need for proteins not available year round. It isn't closely related to general consumption of meat.In those cultures, animals reduced to possession as food are passed on to the breeding females if food is otherwise short. Captives then become fair game as food for MALES. Generally females are not involved in human consumption. That may be because Cannibalism, over time, eliminates its practioners with a disease similar to 'Mad Cow'. That's called Creutzfeldt-Jakob syndrome. It is Prionic, and fatal. Since disorientation is one of its symptoms, I don't think you can take a headhunter's word for much. It also means, if the human race ever becomes needy enough to turn to cannibalism as a wide spread protein source, it will be the end-game a lot of you vegan types seem to be wishing for....meanwhile....>belch<....oass the bbq sauce....this murdered pig needs a touch more....Ill save you a rib.
 
saddlebum66 said:
EVERY cannibal? You talked to ALL of them? Together, or did you have to hunt them down singly? Is that guy who ate Michael Rockefeller still kicking around in New Guinea?....and did the Family get Mike's skull back yet?

Reality Check, pardner. Cannibalism as a practice is a ritual response to the need for proteins not available year round. It isn't closely related to general consumption of meat.In those cultures, animals reduced to possession as food are passed on to the breeding females if food is otherwise short. Captives then become fair game as food for MALES. Generally females are not involved in human consumption. That may be because Cannibalism, over time, eliminates its practioners with a disease similar to 'Mad Cow'. That's called Creutzfeldt-Jakob syndrome. It is Prionic, and fatal. Since disorientation is one of its symptoms, I don't think you can take a headhunter's word for much. It also means, if the human race ever becomes needy enough to turn to cannibalism as a wide spread protein source, it will be the end-game a lot of you vegan types seem to be wishing for....meanwhile....>belch<....oass the bbq sauce....this murdered pig needs a touch more....Ill save you a rib.
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You're watching too many apocalyptic films and you only mentioned People of the Jungles....forgetting the vast amount of twisted criminals that have an appetite for human flesh.
By the way.....protein is in everything! Originating in plants.
The only way you can be protein deficient is to not eat.
 
saddlebum66 said:
EVERY cannibal? You talked to ALL of them? Together, or did you have to hunt them down singly? Is that guy who ate Michael Rockefeller still kicking around in New Guinea?....and did the Family get Mike's skull back yet?

Reality Check, pardner. Cannibalism as a practice is a ritual response to the need for proteins not available year round. It isn't closely related to general consumption of meat.In those cultures, animals reduced to possession as food are passed on to the breeding females if food is otherwise short. Captives then become fair game as food for MALES. Generally females are not involved in human consumption. That may be because Cannibalism, over time, eliminates its practioners with a disease similar to 'Mad Cow'. That's called . It is Prionic, and fatal. Since disorientation is one of its symptoms, I don't think you can take a headhunter's word for much. It also means, if the human race ever becomes needy enough to turn to cannibalism as a wide spread protein source, it will be the end-game a lot of you vegan types seem to be wishing for....meanwhile....>belch<....oass the bbq sauce....this murdered pig needs a touch more....Ill save you a rib.
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Close - *VERY* close, but just a titch to the left and a hair low. You got almost everything right. Almost. Creutzfeldt-Jakob syndrome and Mad Cow (AKA "BSE", or "Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis") are indeed the same thing - Only difference being that Mad Cow/BSE stops being called Mad Cow/BSE and switches to being called CJS when it manifests in a human.

The one you're actually looking for, and got so maddeningly close to, is "Kuru", AKA "Laughing sickness", a different prion, seen, last report I heard, *ALMOST* exclusively in Borneo, Maylasia, and a handful of places in New Guinea, and even there, only amongst practitioners of cannibalism, ritual or otherwise.
 
Buster2020 said:
You're watching too many apocalyptic films and you only mentioned People of the Jungles....forgetting the vast amount of twisted criminals that have an appetite for human flesh.
By the way.....protein is in everything! Originating in plants.
The only way you can be protein deficient is to not eat.
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Yep....only mentioned people of the Jungle because as a CULTURAL practice, they have more bearing in any discussion than the random Dahmers of the world. Generally, the anthropological studies are more useful than the profile studies done on psychopaths. More, there are NO "vast amount(s)" of cannibals, psychotic or cultural. They're fairly rare birds, either way. I dont usually watch apocalyptic movies, bubba....I read most of the books the kiddies who write them draw on YEARS ago. Thats one useful thing about being a child of the fifties: literature wasn't bound by fashion.
Please....when you attempt to debate, don't make assumptions about the other person(s) involved, and what they know or don't.
Any high-school biology student knows about as much about protein as Ive seen expressed here. Any high-school debate society member could refute most of the vegan arguments expressed by any pro-Veg member here. If you ever wish to see a resolution to that group of questions, you're going to have to do better with your side of the debate.
 
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UR20Z said:
Close - *VERY* close, but just a titch to the left and a hair low. You got almost everything right. Almost. Creutzfeldt-Jakob syndrome and Mad Cow (AKA "BSE", or "Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis") are indeed the same thing - Only difference being that Mad Cow/BSE stops being called Mad Cow/BSE and switches to being called CJS when it manifests in a human.

The one you're actually looking for, and got so maddeningly close to, is "Kuru", AKA "Laughing sickness", a different prion, seen, last report I heard, *ALMOST* exclusively in Borneo, Maylasia, and a handful of places in New Guinea, and even there, only amongst practitioners of cannibalism, ritual or otherwise.
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Well, then....you'll just have to chalk it up to what info I picked up 20 years ago, when an in-law in upstate NY contracted and passed from BSE. The docs never did figure out how he got it. That'll teach me to stay more current on obscure diseases in Oceania. The Net is useful....I suppose I probably should take advantage of it ONCE in awhile.
 
Dog sperm would probably instantly react negatively and just become inert, but what about monkey/ape sperm?

We're way more genetically similar to monkeys over dogs, so it'd be interesting to see how the two sperm cells would react and compare the results. I imagine both cells would still just react negatively, but I wonder if there would be a time difference between the two from realising they can't do anything.
 
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