I have never...

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve never seen it either

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I have never dropped my phone.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never been to a nudist beach

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I have never liked olives.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never liked spiders

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I have never felt that zoophilia was wrong.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never regretted having sex with my dog

 

[K9funfan]

I have never not thought about stroking the sheath of any male dog I meet.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never refrained from masturbation when the need arose

 

[K9funfan]

I have never known the need to touch myself to not arise often.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never considered bonsai

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I have never liked spiders

I love them.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I’ve never thrown my arm out playing baseball.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never ever said never

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I have never liked avocado.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never considered saying never ever, ever again

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I have Never thought that Pedophilia or Incest was a good Idea

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Neither is allowed here

 

[K9funfan]

I have never accused anyone of “always” or “Never”, anything.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never accused anyone of being staid and serious, fun and games is a grave subject and must be treated accordingly, any infractions will be punishable by ten lashes of a budgies feather

 

[K9funfan]

I have never experienced a budgies feather. Ice cube, teeth, crop, whip, cane, cat, rose blossom, rose thorn, goose feather, yes but not a budgie feather. I’m thinking of loosening my bodice and attempting some frivolity here in the hope of learning of this so-called budgie feather technique.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

A chicken feather tickling your bum is kinky
A chicken up your bum is perverted ??

 

[K9funfan]

I have never had a chicken up my bum.
An egg? Yes. The remote control vibrating kind.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I have never kicked a hole in a drywall wall.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I never have time to do the most important things

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I have never fallen while skiing.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have never shoplifted

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I have never gone anywhere without an AM/FM/Shortwave radio.

 

[goldenboy]

I have never had a girlfriend for more than 7 months

 

[Muttlieclue]

I have never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.... Never been there..