I have never...
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Michioliphant
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IHN had up close personal with a cow. Thank you!
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Dm2192
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IHN gone skydiving. I know I'm a bit young to have a bucket list, but I have one anyway and it's on there!
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RGT
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IHN, wrecked a car (I only drive trucks).
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RGT
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IHN loved a human as much as my horses!
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Dm2192
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I have, and I'm rather deadly accurate... O_O
I have never 360 no-scoped someone with an airsoft sniper rifle.
Michioliphant
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IHN been Satisfied
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
IHN Been Paid for my comic relief.
Danny Drake
Tourist
IHN had a human dick up my ass.
Steven Raccoon
Citizen of Zooville
I had my own dick in my own ass. Curse of a big dick. Gotta see if it will go in. Lol.
I have never ripped my nutsack open.
I have never ripped my nutsack open.
zoofartsniffer
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I have never considered being in a vanilla relationship
Michioliphant
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Been to Hell and Back.
Been “Around The World“ with a $2 whore and a pack of cigarettes one weekend in the valley of the damned.
Been to the woods to watch the sunrise and swallow my pistol, only to see the Sunset.
Been to the Sandwich Islands and eaten roasted Pig.
Been to the Pig Sea and eaten a Sandwich.
Been to Wonderland and Neverland in the plain tan walls of the Cukoo’s Nest.
I’ve swum in the North Sea and seen the Selkies.
I’ve eaten the flesh off the dead and dreamt their final thoughts.
I’ve been raped and abused and beaten, I’ve beaten and neglected and debated in bars and academia.
But
IHN WANTED to see Vladivostok.
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
IHN Had sex with my parents,. (Snicker)
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Dm2192
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IHN been trained to fire a gun properly, yet I'm somehow deadly accurate at mid range. Maybe it was all the Call of Duty... 
LoveK9Taboo
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IHN been to the above persons cremation
LoveK9Taboo
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IHN accidentally hoovered up the ashes that some silly person dropped.