Only on the days of the week that end in "Y"
Edit: This used to be both a joke and true, but anymore I suddenly feel a decreased desire to mastrobate, and I think it comes from me finally accepting myself as a zoo, which I did the same day I made my account and posted this. I think it is because anymore since I've accepted myself, my desires have shifted, and I feel a strong desire to have me a girl to love and a decreased fixation on sexual acts. I feel much more romantically towards female German shepherds than ever before, and I love it.