How does american fapping work?

[MasterWhipYoAss]

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Lol we could carry this banter on for some time. But I don't think it's the right thread for it..
Thanks for the laugh though, and enjoy your well earned hot seat for when you retire from life.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Lol we could carry this banter on for some time. But I don't think it's the right thread for it..
Thanks for the laugh though, and enjoy your well earned hot seat for when you retire from life.

@Miss ZW I am really amazed at how I know everything that I even know what will transpire in the next few minutes will have a sense of Deja Vu so powerful that I will flip over to that side. I'm so incredible that I scare myself sometimes.

 

[The Me I Am]

Hi!
I've always wondered how the heck lotion and tissue papers are supposed to help with masturbating. I've seen it referenced often in movies / series / and youtube videos, but I it just doesn't make sense to me.
I'm 33 and feel like this is one of lifes mysteries that needs solving.
So if you're a male that practices this technique often, please make a video about it
Cheers!

I’ve always wondered this myself. I’ve never needed lotion. Typically there’s enough precum to liberate everything through the whole event and then some. Tissues? Why the hell are people wasting tissues. Just use some cleanish clothes from the clothes hamper, let the dog lick it off, or let the wife lick it off.

My real question is the jerk off sock. That one I really never understood. Who the fuck is fucking a sock. I’ve fucked a lot of things before and a sock was never on the list.

 

[Schuppentier]

I’ve always wondered this myself. I’ve never needed lotion. Typically there’s enough precum to liberate everything through the whole event and then some. Tissues? Why the hell are people wasting tissues. Just use some cleanish clothes from the clothes hamper, let the dog lick it off, or let the wife lick it off.

My real question is the jerk off sock. That one I really never understood. Who the fuck is fucking a sock. I’ve fucked a lot of things before and a sock was never on the list.

The sock is easy to explain.

Americans where, and for the most part still are, extremely prudish. A sock is the perfect thing to jerk of without seeing or touching your own junk, and also without seeing or touching the cum.

 

[The Me I Am]

The sock is easy to explain.

Americans where, and for the most part still are, extremely prudish. A sock is the perfect thing to jerk of without seeing or touching your own junk, and also without seeing or touching the cum.

I never thought of it that way. But that does check out. You don’t have to see any of it. Just moving a sock up and down. Different strokes for different folks.

 

[Pagan-Beast-Lover]

An American here. No, I've never used tissues and lotion. I dribble a lot of precum for plenty of lubrication, and my German Shepherds lick it off me as fast as I can shoot it. I have seen those references in movies and TV, too.

 

[Superfan]

My only request to the gents here is to please not fap in public toilets and showers. You know you do and its not great sanitation for others using the bathrooms after you.

The amount of showers I've been in that are all backed up because cum is clogging the drain. Standing there as the water rises to your ankles. Fuck sakes guys, do it anywhere but the damn showers.

 

[joshyyygreen]

When I started to masturbate I used my undies to so, like I wrapped them around my dick and jerked off with them, so that there's no mess when I cum. I still do that, and I don't know if it's weird or not. I don't like to be covered in (my) cum, unless I'm gonna to take a shower immediately afterwards

 

[5legs]

I never did it but I think lotion is for your hand feeling kinda like a pussy and the tissues are for cleaning all the mess

 

[SxaBeast]

Slightly related…
I was at a wall urinal once and caught the guy beside me moving more than normal.
I sneak a peak to see wtf, and dude had flushed the urinal and was scooping water out of it as it flushed and splashing on his dick. At that point I was in sanitary shock. He flicked it dry and walked out. Didn’t even wash his hands. I think my jaw was slack for thirty seconds just trying to process how any of that sounded like a good idea.
It was a flea market bathroom, so I guess maybe that’s normal

Only way to get rid of fleas.

 

[tonacious_p]

Looks like 90% of the unsolicited dickpics I get.

Do you ever solicit dick picks? I have never been asked.

 

[Franny&Zooey]

Hi!
I've always wondered how the heck lotion and tissue papers are supposed to help with masturbating. I've seen it referenced often in movies / series / and youtube videos, but I it just doesn't make sense to me.
I'm 33 and feel like this is one of lifes mysteries that needs solving.
So if you're a male that practices this technique often, please make a video about it
Cheers!

I've never heard of it