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How does american fapping work?

Dolphinoid

Dolphinoid

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Hi!
I've always wondered how the heck lotion and tissue papers are supposed to help with masturbating. I've seen it referenced often in movies / series / and youtube videos, but I it just doesn't make sense to me.
I'm 33 and feel like this is one of lifes mysteries that needs solving.
So if you're a male that practices this technique often, please make a video about it
Cheers!
 
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Tissues/lotion is also referenced in the Japanese game Yakuza 0, where the moment you get an achievement for lewd activity, the camera is facing a box of tissues.

I could be wrong, maybe there's lotion next to it, maybe it's a different Yakuza game... It's been a while since I got that achievement, and it's not a criticism of the series to say that a lot of the games are alike.
 
The tissues are obvious.

The lotion is, because a huge majority of Americans are circumcised.
When you have foreskin, your penis glans are kept moist, and the foreskin can slide over it, stimulating the glans and lead to ejaculations. If you don't have a foreskin, because your parents decided to mutilate your dick for whatever stupid reason, than you usualy use your fingers, to emulate having a foreskin. But because your glans is totaly dried up, you need lotion, to not damage it even further.
 
Schuppentier said:
The tissues are obvious.

The lotion is, because a huge majority of Americans are circumcised.
When you have foreskin, your penis glans are kept moist, and the foreskin can slide over it, stimulating the glans and lead to ejaculations. If you don't have a foreskin, because your parents decided to mutilate your dick for whatever stupid reason, than you usualy use your fingers, to emulate having a foreskin. But because your glans is totaly dried up, you need lotion, to not damage it even further.
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I used to wonder why other guys used lotion when I’ve always never needed any never thought more on it. Tried it a couple times years ago but was harder to do since slippery 🤣 So stopped doing it. Glad I was left uncut now more informed.
 
pes said:
From a reproductive standpoint, they have a problem completing their job. :D
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Ooor are they just more efficient doing so (the efficiency in this case would be to get the job done without wasting too much natural ressources on creating an unnecessarily oversized tool)? Would be interesting to see statistics about which length did this specific job best (or at all without external help), but I doubt there are statistics like that. Would love to hear about that though. :) But from what I have seen those little things can erupt like little volcanoes when stimulated the right way, so I'm certain they may get the job done after all. I mean, Gorillas and Pandas also aren't known for their penis size and many birds get it done with just having a hole, so I wouldn't say it's not a possibility. ^-^
 
My only request to the gents here is to please not fap in public toilets and showers. You know you do and its not great sanitation for others using the bathrooms after you.
 
MarlinCatch3 said:
My only request to the gents here is to please not fap in public toilets and showers. You know you do and its not great sanitation for others using the bathrooms after you.
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Slightly related…
I was at a wall urinal once and caught the guy beside me moving more than normal.
I sneak a peak to see wtf, and dude had flushed the urinal and was scooping water out of it as it flushed and splashing on his dick. At that point I was in sanitary shock. He flicked it dry and walked out. Didn’t even wash his hands. I think my jaw was slack for thirty seconds just trying to process how any of that sounded like a good idea.
It was a flea market bathroom, so I guess maybe that’s normal😂
 
Gdawg88 said:
Slightly related…
I was at a wall urinal once and caught the guy beside me moving more than normal.
I sneak a peak to see wtf, and dude had flushed the urinal and was scooping water out of it as it flushed and splashing on his dick. At that point I was in sanitary shock. He flicked it dry and walked out. Didn’t even wash his hands. I think my jaw was slack for thirty seconds just trying to process how any of that sounded like a good idea.
It was a flea market bathroom, so I guess maybe that’s normal😂
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I do this at home, but only because I wash the toilet myself with bleach. (Of course, I pee sitting, to not add the problems.) And then I wash my hands. I don't do this in public places, but I use paper.
 
Gdawg88 said:
Slightly related…
I was at a wall urinal once and caught the guy beside me moving more than normal.
I sneak a peak to see wtf, and dude had flushed the urinal and was scooping water out of it as it flushed and splashing on his dick. At that point I was in sanitary shock. He flicked it dry and walked out. Didn’t even wash his hands. I think my jaw was slack for thirty seconds just trying to process how any of that sounded like a good idea.
It was a flea market bathroom, so I guess maybe that’s normal😂
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Jesus, sounds like he was a walking biohazard at that point...
 
Miss ZW said:
Looks like 90% of the unsolicited dickpics I get.
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You shouldn't have said that. Now, you're going to get more than quadruple the number of dick pics from the guys who think they're a millimeter longer than that guy and really believe that their pokies are truly majestic pieces of classical art.

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Steven Raccoon said:
You shouldn't have said that. Now, you're going to get more than quadruple the number of dick pics from the guys who think they're a millimeter longer than that guy and really believe that their pokies are truly majestic pieces of classical art.
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lmao. Oh well. Such is life. Sometimes just looking at peens of all shapes and sizes is a fun way to pass time.
 
Miss ZW said:
Sure. Fuck it. I’m doing gods work out here sometimes. My payment is a fresh hot seat in hell next to the window.
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Haha i didnt realise hell had windows.
I thought hell was my work place, stuck inside an office with no windows all day.
Hell seems so much more appealing now.. and would appear that there maybe some nice company there to have coffee and chats with when i eventually get there. 😉
 
Well you too can upgrade to a window seat in hell for the low low price of rating a thousand dicks. Get to clickin. I’ll try to save you a seat that has the least amount of gum under it.
 
MypupandI69 said:
Lotion is for the weak my hands are as rough as sandpaper 😈
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Friction gets the job done!
I read the previous posts and just sorta raised an eyebrow at them all. I mean, the lotion/foreskin thing makes sense from a scientific standpoint, but I've never needed moisturizer because I leak like a sieve. I also use scraps of old t-shirts instead of tissues because I can wash and re-use the cloth. I guess I'm just an outlier, though.
 
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