canecorso
Citizen of Zooville
My best guess is AI generated clickbait. It's not like the average reader proofchecks this shit.
"The number of fatal cases of zoophilic fellatio is estimated each year at around ten"
I mean come on now.
Horse oral dangerous?
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"The number of fatal cases of zoophilic fellatio is estimated each year at around ten"
I mean come on now.
It might be more. Where are all the zoos with alligators?
Or horse racing where whoever is behind you while jumping gets a facial.Now I'm just imagining a horse hovering off the ground while cumming. like those videos of people trying to fly by pointing pressure washers at the ground.
SweetSissyBoy
Tourist
How does beast porn stars do it? Do they really make the horse cum in their mouth or just fill their mouth with a substance that looks like cum and spit it out at the right moment?
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
90+% of the time, they're spitting yogurt or simliar. There might be one or two who actually succeed in getting a stallion off, but damn near all "horse cum" you see in videos is 100% fakery.
SweetSissyBoy
Tourist
I have had limited experience because I am mostly a mare guy. However, I had tried to get my stud off a few times orally, only to have him go soft. There are several triggers they need to really get going, including mounting. So I let my boy mount a mare in heat, and diverted his cock into my mouth.
He gave several hard thrusts and began to flare. I realized that I could not get disconnected at that point, and I did want the total experience. A few seconds later he started to ejaculate and I could not swallow fast enough. Suddenly I was very worried about getting his wad down my lungs, but in the end it came out my nose! Then I could not breath, and almost panicked. However, he quickly went soft and popped out of my mouth. The mare was disappointed, but luckily did not kick me for fucking up her date.
Later I was telling a zoo friend and he confided that he took a load into his lungs and had to be admitted to the hospital when it caused pneumonia! I did not ask him how he explained that
Would I recommend it as a bucket list sort of thing? Only as the last item! I have never tried it since. I have nursed a couple of mares, and that is a bit scary too. You have to be really good friends with them before you do either of those.
He gave several hard thrusts and began to flare. I realized that I could not get disconnected at that point, and I did want the total experience. A few seconds later he started to ejaculate and I could not swallow fast enough. Suddenly I was very worried about getting his wad down my lungs, but in the end it came out my nose! Then I could not breath, and almost panicked. However, he quickly went soft and popped out of my mouth. The mare was disappointed, but luckily did not kick me for fucking up her date.
Later I was telling a zoo friend and he confided that he took a load into his lungs and had to be admitted to the hospital when it caused pneumonia! I did not ask him how he explained that
Would I recommend it as a bucket list sort of thing? Only as the last item! I have never tried it since. I have nursed a couple of mares, and that is a bit scary too. You have to be really good friends with them before you do either of those.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
You clowns that say crap like this are absolutely, mind-bogglingly stupid.
Here's some reality for you: drowning (or even coming close) is, based on reports from survivors, only slightly less unpleasant than burning alive, and not much better than being literally tortured to death.
You run your yap that you'd be thrilled to die that way, but I guarantee that if you were ever in that situation, you'd be screaming (if you were capable) desperately for it to stop.
Quit being a moron making statements like this. It doesn't impress anybody - it only confirms that you don't have the smarts that god gave a goldfish.
joshl72
Citizen of Zooville
oh look, we found that one guy who always has to be serious.
pillock. it must be sad to be incapable of not understanding when someone is jesting. sod off.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Thank you for being an absolutely perfect demonstration of my point. Grow up and act like a rational human being. That includes recognizing when "fun and games" is appropriate. In a (mostly, anyway) serious discussion where newbs are showing up asking questions whose answers can be the difference between life-and-death, it isn't appropriate at all.
ZooDogLover320
Citizen of Zooville
Lmfao at this title. The honest answer is that Horses, like some big dogs, are just dumb sometimes. They can be having a pleasurable time thanks to your mouth, but then suddenly get spooked by a moth and kick you in the fucking spine