Have you ever...

[Knotbich]

no
have you ever seen a turtle dick

 

[Muttlieclue]

No.

Ever been peed on by a dog ?

 

[wolfie93]

no
ever been asked if you have drugs?

 

[Muttlieclue]

Yes.

Ever used cocaine ?

 

[Knotbich]

no

have you ever ear people talk about a transaction

 

[CetaceanLover23]

No.

Have you ever given the middle finger to a stranger?

 

[goldenboy]

Hmmm not that I can remember.

Have you ever done a dine and dash ?

 

[Muttlieclue]

No.

Have you ever left a tip for your waitress, for more than your bill was ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No
Ever left a restaurant without paying

 

[Muttlieclue]

Yes, Cause someone paid the check for us.

Have you ever paid it forward ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

More than once
Ever found a wallet and handed it in

 

[OpelManiac]

Sure did
Ever stomped the brakes on an automatic because you're used to manual?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No, I can’t drive
Ever had a crash

 

[Muttlieclue]

Yes

Ever had your license taken away ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No
Ever drove while drunk

 

[Muttlieclue]

yup

Ever wrecked on a bicycle ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Yes haha
Ever rode tandem

 

[Muttlieclue]

yup, don't care for it. lol

Ever gone over the handle bars? lol

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No
Ever fallen onto the crossbar.......ouch

 

[Erja]

no

Ever visited Zooville ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No
Ever seen santa

 

[Erja]

No

Have you ever sat on Santa's lap

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Yes ...and wriggled
Ever had sex with a reindeer

 

[Erja]

No, just examined his red nose

Ever felt Santa get hard

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Only on Xmas eve
Ever found reindeer shit on your roof

 

[Erja]

No

Ever found Santa's cum on your pants

 

[OpelManiac]

Nope, but the stocking was weirdly crusty

Ever woke up with a dog cuddling you that isnt yours?

 

[grover]

Nope.

Have you ever filmed your sex act?

 

[Erja]

Yes

Have you ever uploaded your seks act to the internet

 

[wolfie93]

no
have you ever been to a gloryhole